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crazynance
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Canada
536 Posts

Posted - 24 November 2010 :  17:02:28  Show Profile  Visit crazynance's Homepage Send crazynance a Private Message  Reply with Quote
What do elf children learn in kindergarten?...... The Elphabet

Where does Santa vote? ...........................The North Poll

:D

Who is Rudolph's bit on the side? ................Olive, the other reindeer.

Bob.
Devout Dipsomaniac & Technological TWIT !



2436 Posts

Posted - 25 November 2010 :  00:10:24  Show Profile  Visit Bob.'s Homepage Send Bob. a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ii dom/t geyt teh oen abuot Oilev

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crazynance
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Canada
536 Posts

Posted - 25 November 2010 :  16:43:16  Show Profile  Visit crazynance's Homepage Send crazynance a Private Message  Reply with Quote
All of [Olive] the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names..
they never let poor Rudolph
join in any reindeer games!
(It's a song, Bob..)

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Bob.
Devout Dipsomaniac & Technological TWIT !



2436 Posts

Posted - 25 November 2010 :  17:45:05  Show Profile  Visit Bob.'s Homepage Send Bob. a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ih styil dom/t geyt yt \ Oileev dosem t suomd a bxt leik Aal Oef = orr mauybee yt dose wiht am Caamnaidan aacnet

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Pauline
Administrator & Miserable Old Fart !



United Kingdom
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Posted - 27 November 2010 :  21:06:55  Show Profile  Visit Pauline's Homepage Send Pauline a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Yeah Bob, it's all in the accent innit. When I say it it sounds as if Rudolph fancied a Russian bloke -- Orlof the other Reindeer ! LOL

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Larry Lamb
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2258 Posts

Posted - 28 November 2010 :  16:45:30  Show Profile  Visit Larry Lamb's Homepage Send Larry Lamb a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Yeah, Welsh accents are not like Canadian ones are they

Here are a few seasonal jokes for you---

Q. What do sheep say do their girlfriends at Christmas?

A. A Merry Christmas to ewe

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Q. What do sheep write on their Christmas cards ?

A. Seasons Bleatings !

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Q. What did Scrooge the sheep say ?

A. Baa Humbug !


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The Gravedigger
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764 Posts

Posted - 29 November 2010 :  16:41:34  Show Profile  Visit The Gravedigger's Homepage  Send The Gravedigger a Yahoo! Message Send The Gravedigger a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Bob m8, since you didn't get crazynance's joke here's one yyou might like better

A constantly nagged and harried husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The following year, when Christmas came round again he didn't buy her anything at all.
Mother-in-law was upset and asked the son-in-law why was she forgotten this time.
The angry son-in-law responded, "Well it's because you're so ungrateful, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"


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Larry Lamb
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Posted - 05 December 2010 :  17:05:41  Show Profile  Visit Larry Lamb's Homepage Send Larry Lamb a Private Message  Reply with Quote
That's a goodun Gravedigger I'm surprised Bob has'nt replied to it, he probabley has'nt noticed it yet

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Fussy
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United Kingdom
6280 Posts

Posted - 27 August 2017 :  12:12:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hi Larry. This has to be a shorty today, Larry. We are off to a 50th Birthday party to Liz's nephew, so we are going to be picked up by Liz's sister anytime now.
What a hell of a world we are in these days, 2 drunken lorry drivers caused 8 deaths on the M1, and Hurricane Harvey in the US is causing mayhem, and those 2 terrorists causing trouble outside Buckingham Palace.
Quick, get a carton, so that I can drop this weeks treats into it. Here goes,...bwmp, a can of Guinness, and here are 4 Teasers and a mini Ferrero Rocher for your best friends. Ho! Ho! Ho!
See you next Sunday.
Take care.

Innit funny, I made the 39 steps with ease today.

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Larry Lamb
Senior Member



2258 Posts

Posted - 10 September 2017 :  16:47:46  Show Profile  Visit Larry Lamb's Homepage Send Larry Lamb a Private Message  Reply with Quote
So Pauline finally solved the mystery of your missing post then
Maybe you'd better put more water in it next time Fussy

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