| Author |
 Topic  |
|
|
Larry Lamb
Senior Member
1249 Posts |
 Posted - 20 September 2009 : 17:18:33
|
Mikey, the farmer's son was returning from the market with the truck loaded with lambs his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the latch on the back of the truck broke open and the lambs fell out. They quickly scurried off in different directions, but Mikey, being determined walked all over the neighbourhood scooping up the wayward lambs and returning them to the repaired truck. Hoping he had found them all, he reluctantly returned home, expecting the worst.
'Pa, the lambs got loose,' Mikey confessed sadly, 'but I managed to find all twelve of them.'
'Well, you did real good, son,' the farmer beamed. 'Cos you left the market with only seven.'
|
 |
|
|
Bob
Devout Dipsomaniac & Technological TWIT !
1906 Posts |
 Posted - 20 September 2009 : 19:09:39
|
hOoh = tahts shepp rutslimg taht ys  |
 |
 |
|
|
Larry Lamb
Senior Member
1249 Posts |
Posted - 27 September 2009 : 16:42:44
|
Here's a few more for you
Q: What do you call a sheep without legs?
A: A cloud.
Q: What happened to the clock that fell into the sheepdip?
A: It lost all its ticks.
Q: "What did one sheep say to the other sheep?
A: "After ewe"
Q: What would you get if you crossed a goat and a sheep?
A: An animal that eats tin cans and gives back steel wool
Q:What is a sheep's favorite newspaper?
A: "The Wool Street Journal"
Q: What would you get if you crossed a sheep and a kangaroo?
A: A woolly jumper!
Q: Why did the lamb call the police?
A: He had been fleeced
Q: What do you get if you cross a boa and a sheep?
A: A wrap-around sweater
Pam: "My dog ate a whole ball of wool."
Sam: "And what happened?"
Pam: "Her puppies were all born wearing sweaters."
Sam: "That's some yarn."
Silly ones I know, the kids told them to me |
|
|
|
|
Fussy
Baileys Benefactor !
4609 Posts |
 Posted - 27 September 2009 : 17:07:54
|
Oooooh! I missed you there Larry. I've been on the other thread.
You had me giggling there m8. Very funny jokes.
Ho! Ho! Ho! A woolly jumper. |
 |
|
|
|
Larry Lamb
Senior Member
1249 Posts |
|
|
Fussy
Baileys Benefactor !
4609 Posts |
 Posted - 08 October 2009 : 18:22:34
|
Ho! Ho! Ho! Those cartoons were brill' Larry. 
I've just come back from a short furlough and popped in here to see if my absence had caused a sudden thunderstorm.
But it doesn't seem to have caused a blink of an eye, so I suppose I'll just have to carry on yapping to myself. 
Been for blood test this week, and then on Saturday we go for the old flu jab.
BTW, today is the first day that I've found a cold nip in the air folks. |
|
|
|
|
The Gravedigger
Advanced Member
576 Posts |
 Posted - 08 October 2009 : 22:13:30
|
Loved the jokes and the cartoons Larry
There's a nip in the air here too Fussy  (which reminds me of a joke about Kamikaze pilots, but I'd better not repeat it incase I get accused of racism  ) |
|
|
|
|
Fussy
Baileys Benefactor !
4609 Posts |
Posted - 09 October 2009 : 17:51:16
|
Yeah, be careful TG.....that word samurai can be a frightening thing to tamper with. Ho! Ho! Ho!
Regards to Fluffy. |
|
|
|
|
crazynance
Intermediate Member
Canada
372 Posts |
Posted - 18 November 2009 : 21:08:43
|
| heehee! |
 |
|
|
| |
Topic |
|
A joke
