Bob m8, since you didn't get crazynance's joke here's one yyou might like better
A constantly nagged and harried husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The following year, when Christmas came round again he didn't buy her anything at all. Mother-in-law was upset and asked the son-in-law why was she forgotten this time. The angry son-in-law responded, "Well it's because you're so ungrateful, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"