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crazynance
Advanced Member
Canada
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 Posted - 24 November 2010 : 5:02:28 PM
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What do elf children learn in kindergarten?...... The Elphabet
Where does Santa vote? ...........................The North Poll
:D
Who is Rudolph's bit on the side? ................Olive, the other reindeer.
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Bob.
Devout Dipsomaniac & Technological TWIT !
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Posted - 25 November 2010 : 12:10:24 AM
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Ii dom/t geyt teh oen abuot Oilev  |
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crazynance
Advanced Member
Canada
537 Posts |
Posted - 25 November 2010 : 4:43:16 PM
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All of [Olive] the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names..
they never let poor Rudolph
join in any reindeer games!
(It's a song, Bob..) |
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Bob.
Devout Dipsomaniac & Technological TWIT !
2436 Posts |
Posted - 25 November 2010 : 5:45:05 PM
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Ih styil dom/t geyt yt \ Oileev dosem t suomd a bxt leik Aal Oef = orr mauybee yt dose wiht am Caamnaidan aacnet  |
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Pauline
Administrator & Miserable Old Fart !
United Kingdom
2968 Posts |
Posted - 27 November 2010 : 9:06:55 PM
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| Yeah Bob, it's all in the accent innit. When I say it it sounds as if Rudolph fancied a Russian bloke -- Orlof the other Reindeer ! LOL |
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Larry Lamb
Senior Member
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Posted - 28 November 2010 : 4:45:30 PM
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Yeah, Welsh accents are not like Canadian ones are they 
Here are a few seasonal jokes for you---
Q. What do sheep say do their girlfriends at Christmas?
A. A Merry Christmas to ewe
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Q. What do sheep write on their Christmas cards ?
A. Seasons Bleatings !
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Q. What did Scrooge the sheep say ?
A. Baa Humbug !
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The Gravedigger
Advanced Member
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Posted - 29 November 2010 : 4:41:34 PM
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Bob m8, since you didn't get crazynance's joke here's one yyou might like better
A constantly nagged and harried husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The following year, when Christmas came round again he didn't buy her anything at all.
Mother-in-law was upset and asked the son-in-law why was she forgotten this time.
The angry son-in-law responded, "Well it's because you're so ungrateful, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" |
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Larry Lamb
Senior Member
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Posted - 05 December 2010 : 5:05:41 PM
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| That's a goodun Gravedigger I'm surprised Bob has'nt replied to it, he probabley has'nt noticed it yet |
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Fussy
Senior Member
United Kingdom
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Posted - 27 August 2017 : 12:12:34 PM
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Hi Larry. This has to be a shorty today, Larry. We are off to a 50th Birthday party to Liz's nephew, so we are going to be picked up by Liz's sister anytime now.
What a hell of a world we are in these days, 2 drunken lorry drivers caused 8 deaths on the M1, and Hurricane Harvey in the US is causing mayhem, and those 2 terrorists causing trouble outside Buckingham Palace.
Quick, get a carton, so that I can drop this weeks treats into it. Here goes,...bwmp, a can of Guinness, and here are 4 Teasers and a mini Ferrero Rocher for your best friends. Ho! Ho! Ho!
See you next Sunday.
Take care.
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Larry Lamb
Senior Member
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Posted - 10 September 2017 : 4:47:46 PM
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So Pauline finally solved the mystery of your missing post then
Maybe you'd better put more water in it next time Fussy  |
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Cheer up, it's almost Christmas!
