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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !
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 Posted - 26 September 2003 : 12:16:01 PM
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A husband and wife are getting ready for bed .
The wife is standing infront of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself .
"You know love," she says , "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman .
My face is all wrinkled , my boobs are barely above my waist , my bum is hanging out a mile .I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby .
She turns to her husband and says, "tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself ."
He thinks about it for a bit and then says in a soft voice .
"Well.... there is nothing wrong with your eyesight ."
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There's lots of humour in life .
