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Andy Pandy
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Posted - 07 October 2006 :  06:20:37 AM  Show Profile Send Andy Pandy a Private Message  Reply with Quote

A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.

The man thought about it for a while and then said he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150.

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."



Andy Pandy

Andy Pandy
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Posted - 15 October 2006 :  07:05:47 AM  Show Profile Send Andy Pandy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
This one's for both Bob and The Gravedigger

A ghost came home from a night out and his wife asked "Are you drunk again?"
"No I am not" he replied indignantly "How dare you suggest such a thing !"
"Well" responded his wife with a scowl "you look completely legless to me"





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