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 Posted - 11 September 2003 : 9:02:12 PM
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There were three guys talking in the pub.
Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.
After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"
The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."
The first two guys were amazed.
"What happened then?" they asked.
"She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man'."
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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !
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Posted - 11 September 2003 : 9:19:45 PM
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Hi ML, Moonraker here.
Have you been reading my biography.
LOL.
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Posted - 12 September 2003 : 11:35:18 AM
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A little girl and a little boy were at daycare.
The girl approached the boy and said, "Hey, Stevie, wanna play house?"
He said, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"
The girl replied, "I want you to communicate."
He said to her, "That word is too big. I have no idea what it means."
The little girl smirked and said, "Perfect. You can be the husband."
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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !
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Posted - 12 September 2003 : 4:03:10 PM
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Nice ones there ML .
Here's a couple of oldies .
A man is incomplete until he marries .
After that he's finished .
It's not true that married men live longer than single men .
It just sems longer .
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Posted - 12 September 2003 : 10:38:53 PM
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Well I think those quotes say it all BG LOL!
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Posted - 15 September 2003 : 11:20:52 AM
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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says
"Maybe - but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."
The old man says without hesitation
"I now pronounce you man and wife."
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Men!
