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 Posted - 07 October 2003 : 01:50:55 AM
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A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place....
The man says "What's the problem officer?"
Officer: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going 80.
[The man gives his wife a dirty look.]
Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.
[The man gives his wife a dirty look.]
Officer:I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
The man turns to his wife and yells: " Shut your damn mouth!"
Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Madam, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
Wife says: " No, only when he's drunk."
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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !
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Posted - 07 October 2003 : 4:45:57 PM
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That wife sounds a bit like me ,I'm always putting my foot in it .LOL 
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Posted - 09 October 2003 : 08:54:34 AM
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BG I have a Hubby exactly like it.
Scary.
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Wife trouble!
