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Toots
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Posted - 10 October 2003 :  10:23:48 PM  Show Profile Send Toots a Private Message  Reply with Quote


A goodie re-run...
Work vs Prison

(Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things
more
clear ...)

IN PRISON ... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK...... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON ... you get three meals a day.
AT WORK ..... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay
for it.

IN PRISON ... you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...... You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON ... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK ..... you must carry around a security card and open all the
doors for yourself.

IN PRISON ... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK ..... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON ... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK ..... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON ... they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK ..... you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON ... You spend your life looking through bars, from inside
wanting to get out.
AT WORK ..... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
inside bars.

IN PRISON ... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...... they are called managers.

IN PRISON ... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers, with no work
required.
AT WORK ..... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work, and then
they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !



4777 Posts
Posted - 11 October 2003 :  1:16:23 PM  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Blimey !! No wonder so many people are going of the rails and turning to a life of crime ,you seem to be better of in prison .

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