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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !
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 Posted - 14 October 2003 : 5:25:10 PM
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A Missionary decides to teach the natives how to speak English , so he takes the chief out into the forest .
He points to the trees and says ,"Tree ."
The chief looks at the tree and grunts ,"Tree."
The Missionary is pleased with the response. They walk a little farther into the forest and the Missionary points to a rock ,and says "Rock."
The chief looks at the rock and grunts , "Rock."
The Missionary is really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes .
As he peeks over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity .
The Missionary is really flustered and quickly responds , "Riding a bike ."
The chief looks at the couple briefly ,pulls out his blowgun and kills them .
The Missionary goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilised and kind to each other , so how could he kill these people ??
The chief replies , " MY BIKE ."
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