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 Posted - 07 December 2003 : 2:51:42 PM
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The inventor, Arthur Davidson, of Harley Davidson M/cycle Corp'n died and went to Heaven.
At the gates St Peter told Arthur:
"since you've been such a good man, and your motorcycles have changed the world your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
Arthur thought about this for a minute, and then said: "I want to hang out with God". St Peter took Arthur to the Throne room, and introduced him to God.
Arthur then asked God: "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"
God answered: "Ah yes".
"Well" said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention; one, There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion, two, it chatters constantly at high speeds, three, most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much, four, handling is awful - it goes one way, then without warning goes in the complete opposite direction, five, the intake is placed way too close to the exhaust, and finally six, the maintenance costs are outrageous!".
God ponders for a minute, and murmurs, "Hmmmmm, you may have a point there, hold on a minute..."
God moved to his celestial super computer, typed in a few words and commands and waited for the results. Soon the computer printed out an extensive spread sheet.
"Well", God said "it may be true that there are flaws to the design", "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours".
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Rob
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Posted - 07 December 2003 : 3:13:12 PM
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That's brilliant! 
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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !
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Posted - 07 December 2003 : 3:39:33 PM
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FOFLMAO ,That is wicked !!!!!!!!!!!
Must show that to my son-in-law he's a Harley Davidson fan .
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One for LHW
