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Beacon Girl
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Posted - 21 December 2003 :  3:02:37 PM  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
What bird has wings but cannot fly ?
Roast Turkey.

What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
Your teeth .

We had grandma for Christmas dinner .
Really we had turkey !!.

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations ?
You get tinsel-itus!

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Doctor , Doctor ,I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell !!
Just take these pills -and if they don't work ,give me a ring !

Nurse, I want to operate .Take this patient to the Theatre .
Ooh ! Good I like a nice pantomime at Christmas .

Doctor ,Doctor ,Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas ,Now I think I'm turning into an orange !
Have you tried playing Squash !

Father Christmas : Doctor doctor ,I feel so unfit.
Doctor: You need to go to an Elf farm .

Doctor ,Doctor ,with the excitement of Christmas I can't sleep .
Try lying on the edge of the bed... you'll soon drop off !

Doctor ,Doctor I'm scared of Father Christmas .
Doctor : You're suffering from Claus-trophobia.

My problem is when I go Christmas shopping I keep stealing things . Can you give me something for it ?
Doctor : Try this medicine...and if it does not work come back and bring me a new video camera .

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