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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !
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 Posted - 21 December 2003 : 3:02:37 PM
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What bird has wings but cannot fly ?
Roast Turkey.
What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
Your teeth .
We had grandma for Christmas dinner .
Really we had turkey !!.
What happens if you eat Christmas decorations ?
You get tinsel-itus!
What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?
Grave-y!
Doctor , Doctor ,I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell !!
Just take these pills -and if they don't work ,give me a ring !
Nurse, I want to operate .Take this patient to the Theatre .
Ooh ! Good I like a nice pantomime at Christmas .
Doctor ,Doctor ,Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas ,Now I think I'm turning into an orange !
Have you tried playing Squash !
Father Christmas : Doctor doctor ,I feel so unfit.
Doctor: You need to go to an Elf farm .
Doctor ,Doctor ,with the excitement of Christmas I can't sleep .
Try lying on the edge of the bed... you'll soon drop off !
Doctor ,Doctor I'm scared of Father Christmas .
Doctor : You're suffering from Claus-trophobia.
My problem is when I go Christmas shopping I keep stealing things . Can you give me something for it ?
Doctor : Try this medicine...and if it does not work come back and bring me a new video camera .
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Christmas Jokes
