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n/a/1
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Posted - 16 September 2003 :  11:35:54 AM  Show Profile Send n/a/1 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kinder, Gentler Ways to Say Someone is Stupid


1. A few clowns short of a circus
2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal
3. An experiment in artificial stupidity
4. A few beers short of a six-pack
5. Dumber than a box of hair
6. A few peas short of a casserole
7. Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box
8. The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead
9. One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl
10. One taco short of a combo plate
11. A few feathers short of a whole duck
12. All foam, no beer
13. The cheese slid off the cracker
14. Body by Fisher - Brains by Mattel
15. Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt
16. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear
17. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
18. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down
19. An intellect rivalled only by garden tools
20. As smart as bait
21. Chimney's clogged
22. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash
23. Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair
24. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
25. Forgot to pay his brain bill
26. Her sewing machine's out of thread
27. His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
28. His belt doesn't go through all the loops
29. If he had another brain cell it would be lonely
30. Missing a few buttons on his remote control
31. No grain in the silo
32. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse
33. Receiver is off the hook
34. Several nuts short of a full pouch
35. Skylight leaks a little
36. Slinky's kinked
37. Couple of pennies short of a shilling
38. Too much yardage between the goal posts
39. All his oars arent in the water
40. The lights are on but no-one is in
41. Joined the human race and lost
42. One horse short of a posse
43. A banjo short of Deliverance
44. Bungalow for rent
45. A sandwich short of a picnic

Beacon Girl
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Posted - 16 September 2003 :  8:35:01 PM  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Have to memories some of them .
The only one I have heard before is :-A sandwich short of a picnic.
The saying I use is :-They have got a screw loose .
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Karen
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Posted - 17 September 2003 :  12:29:06 AM  Show Profile Send Karen a Private Message  Reply with Quote
We could add a few more just for RCT Council.

A Klingon short of a colony
A few stars short of a constellation
A fazer short of stunning

any more offers?
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n/a/1
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Posted - 17 September 2003 :  01:38:28 AM  Show Profile Send n/a/1 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
DONT TEMPT ME KAREN!

You know what I am like when I get started....
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Karen
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Posted - 17 September 2003 :  08:15:14 AM  Show Profile Send Karen a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oh go on, be a devil!
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