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Beacon Girl
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Posted - 05 February 2004 :  8:55:03 PM  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
After having their 11th child , a Scouse couple decided that was enough ,as they could not afford a larger house .
So the husband went to his doctor and told him he and his wife did not want any more children .

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive .
A less costlier alternative was to go home ,get a firework ,light it ,put it in a beer can then hold it to his ear and count to ten .

The Scouser said to the doctor , "I may not be the smartest guy in the world ,but I cannot see how putting a firework in a beer can is going to help me ."

"Trust me,it will do the job ," said the doctor .

So the man went home , lit a banger and put it in a beer can .He held the can up to his ear and began to count : 1,2,3,4,5, at which point he paused , placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand .

This procedure also works in Birmingham ,parts of Essex , inner London ,Newcastle, Norfolk and anywhere in Wales .

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