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Pauline
Administrator & Miserable Old Fart !
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 24 March 2004 : 3:01:22 PM
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No, not the ones who were locked in the Lavatory ! (Though I suppose it MIGHT have been the same three now I come to think of it !)
Anyway, these three were sisters aged 92, 94 and 96 and they all lived together in the same house they'd lived in since childhood.
One day the oldest sister went upstairs to have a bath, but just as she put her foot in the water she suddenly forgot whether she'd been getting in or getting out, so she called downstairs to ask her middle sister if she could remember.
Her sister (rather impatiently) replied "oh, for goodness sake ! Hang on a minute and I'll come up and see if I can figure it out" and started up the stairs, but half-way up she suddenly stopped and said "Oh dear, was I going up the stairs or coming down ?".
Their younger sister, hearing them from the kitchen where she was eating her breakfast muttered "Silly old fools, I hope I never get that forgetful" and knocked on the wooden table for luck, before calling up the stairs "Hang on, I'll come up and help you both as soon as I find out who that is knocking on the front door" ! ! 
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