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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !
4777 Posts |
 Posted - 25 April 2004 : 7:55:23 PM
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Spotted in a toilet of a London office.
Toilet out of order ,please use floor below .
In a laundrette .
Automatic washing machines ,Please remove all clothes when the light goes out .
In a London department store .
Bargain basement upstairs .
In an office .
After tea break,staff should empty the tea pot and stand upside down on the draining board .
Notice in a health food shop window .
Shut due to illness .
Spotted in a safari park .
Elephants please stay in your car .
Notice in a field .
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free ,but the bull charges .
On a repair shop door .
We can repair anything .( Please knock hard on the door the bell does not work .)
Message on a leaflet .
If you cannot read ,This leaflet will tell you how to get lessons .
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