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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !

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Posted - 25 April 2004 :  7:55:23 PM  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Spotted in a toilet of a London office.
Toilet out of order ,please use floor below .

In a laundrette .
Automatic washing machines ,Please remove all clothes when the light goes out .

In a London department store .
Bargain basement upstairs .

In an office .
After tea break,staff should empty the tea pot and stand upside down on the draining board .

Notice in a health food shop window .
Shut due to illness .

Spotted in a safari park .
Elephants please stay in your car .

Notice in a field .
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free ,but the bull charges .

On a repair shop door .
We can repair anything .( Please knock hard on the door the bell does not work .)

Message on a leaflet .
If you cannot read ,This leaflet will tell you how to get lessons .

Devout Dipsomaniac & Technological TWIT !

2436 Posts

Posted - 28 April 2004 :  01:36:23 AM  Show Profile  Visit Bob.'s Homepage Send Bob. a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I thnimk taht ome abuot Ephelnamps us sulliy / uf teh Ephelnuts aal satyed un thier cras noobdoy wuold bee abel ti taek piccys uf tehm

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