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Larry Lamb
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Posted - 16 October 2005 :  4:49:40 PM  Show Profile  Visit Larry Lamb's Homepage Send Larry Lamb a Private Message  Reply with Quote


What do you get if you cross a sheep and a rainstorm?
A wet blanket.



What happened to the vampire who swallowed a sheep?
He felt baaaaaaaaaaaaad.

Larry Lamb
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2406 Posts

Posted - 13 November 2005 :  2:55:25 PM  Show Profile  Visit Larry Lamb's Homepage Send Larry Lamb a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Guess nobody liked my last couple of jokes then

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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !



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Posted - 14 November 2005 :  2:56:08 PM  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
They are very funny

I tend to forget to look in here as most of the postings seem to be on the General Discussion forum .

I will have to look for some new jokes to put on here .

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Larry Lamb
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Posted - 27 November 2005 :  3:58:02 PM  Show Profile  Visit Larry Lamb's Homepage Send Larry Lamb a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Here's a few more specially for you Beacon Girl as your my only fan(and who knows,somebody else might even look in some day)--

Once there was a blonde driving home from work when she saw a sheep farm. She stops and asks the farmer if she can have a sheep. The farmer says "If you can count all my sheep I'll let you have any one you want." The blonde looks around her for a moment and says, "You have 356 sheep." The farmer exclaims, "Wow -- you're exactly right. I guess blondes really aren't dumb. Now go pick yourself out a sheep."
The blonde makes her choice, picks it up, comes back to the farmer to thank him. "Oh no," he says, "you can't have that one." "Why not?" asks the blonde, "you said I could have any sheep I wanted." And the farmer says, "Ma'am, that's my dog."

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What do you call a Welshman with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp!

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Where do you get Virgin Wool?

From an ugly sheep!

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What do you call a Frenchman with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?

A bisexual!

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What do you get when you cross a Scottish sheep with a Peruvian Mountain Goat?

The Dolly Llama.

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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !



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Posted - 27 November 2005 :  10:56:46 PM  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Ha Ha Ha Ha

Baa gum they are funny Larry ,ewe are a one I must say . LOL

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