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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !


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Posted - 10 December 2005 :  09:59:50 AM  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
What does one angel say to the other angel?
Halo there

What does father Christmas write on his Christmas cards ?
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ>>(No-L !!!)

What do angry mice send to each other?
Cross mouse cards .

What do wild animals sing at christmas?
Jungle bells ,jungle bells ,jungle all the way .

How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick.

What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
A pineapple .

What is Tarzans favourite Christmas song?
Jungle Bells
But what about his chimp?
King Kong merrily on high of course .

Knock Knock
Whose there?
Mary
Mary Who?
Mary Christmas to you all.



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Moonraker
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1024 Posts

Posted - 16 December 2005 :  7:24:36 PM  Show Profile Send Moonraker a Private Message  Reply with Quote
What do you call Santa Claus's dog.?
Santa Paws.

What do Elves learn at school.?
The Elfabet.

One for Fussy.
Who says oh, oh, oh.?
Santa walking backwards.



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Larry Lamb
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2406 Posts

Posted - 18 December 2005 :  3:57:30 PM  Show Profile  Visit Larry Lamb's Homepage Send Larry Lamb a Private Message  Reply with Quote
A few more for you

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?
A merry Christmas to ewe

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles !

What's Christmas called in England ?
Yule Britannia !

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !

What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes !

What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
I'm going out tonight !

What will happen when you've had too much Christmas cheer ?
Yule be drunk !



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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !



4777 Posts

Posted - 18 December 2005 :  6:38:06 PM  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote


Baaaaaaaaa gum Larry ewe made me laugh with that little lot , a shear pleasure to read .

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