Posted - 18 December 2005 : 6:21:48 PM
What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy ?
She gave him the cold shoulder !
What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice caps !
What's an ig ?
An eskimo's home without a loo !
What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Where do snowmen go to dance ?
How do snowmen travel around ?
By iceicle !
What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
A snowball !
How do you know if a snowman`s been in your bed ?
You wake up wet !
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
Frost bite !
What do you call an Eskimo cow ?
An Eskimoo !
What's white, furry and smells minty ?
A polo bear !
What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush ?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats !
Why did the snow-drop ?
Because it heard the cro-cus ! (crow cuss)
What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?
Where do snowmen keep their money ?
In a snowbank !
What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ?
Icerburgers with chilli sauce !
Whats stays hot even at the North Pole ?
What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert ?
Why is ice childish?
Because it`s Skid stuff ! (like these jokes!LOL)