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Princess Di
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Posted - 29 August 2004 :  19:16:26  Show Profile Send Princess Di a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sunday 29th August 2004
Only 124 days until the year 2005

ON This Day - Music
1966 - The Beatles performed at Candlestick Park in San Francisco, California. It was the group’s last scheduled live appearance before they disbanded in 1970.

ON This Day – History
1949 – The USSR exploded the first atomic bomb
1953 – The USSR exploded the first hydrogen bomb

ON This Day – Birthdays
1923 – Sir Richard Attenborough
1949 – Richard Gere
1958 – Michael Jackson

Happy Birthday to them all !

Beacon Girl
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Posted - 29 August 2004 :  20:32:33  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
29th August 2004

On this day Beacon Girl had a feeling that this site may not be doomed to closure after all ,things are looking up .

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Moonraker
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Posted - 29 August 2004 :  21:22:04  Show Profile Send Moonraker a Private Message  Reply with Quote
29th August 2004.

On this day........ I had to drag BG off the PC so that I could have a go.

LOL.

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Pauline
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Posted - 29 August 2004 :  22:11:20  Show Profile  Visit Pauline's Homepage Send Pauline a Private Message  Reply with Quote
On this day in 1965 (which by coincidence was also a Sunday !) we were on holiday in Dinas Cross and our friends Louie and Bill (who lived there) took us down to Milford Haven in their car to see what was then the biggest Oil-Tanker in the world which was anchored in the Haven !



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Princess Di
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Posted - 30 August 2004 :  10:48:57  Show Profile Send Princess Di a Private Message  Reply with Quote
ON THIS DAY
MONDAY 30TH August 2004
Only 123 days until the year 2005

Happy Bank Holiday, and it's not raining!

ON This Day - Music
1968 - On their own label, Apple, the Beatles recorded their first hit songs. The first session recorded the hits, "Revolution" and "Hey Jude".
ON This Day – History
1983 – Americas 8th shuttle mission Challenger (3) was launched (Landed 5/9/83)
1984 – Americas 12th shuttle mission Discovery (1) was launched (Landed 5/9/84)
ON This Day – Birthday
1797 - Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley (author d: 1851)
1950 - Mick Moody (musician, guitarist)
1972 - Cameron Diaz (model, actress)

Happy Birthday to them all
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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !



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Posted - 30 August 2004 :  17:41:18  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Princess Di
I don't know exactly where you are !!!!! but it sure as heck is not the same place as me ,as here there has been a few downpour of rain .

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Princess Di
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Posted - 30 August 2004 :  18:50:41  Show Profile Send Princess Di a Private Message  Reply with Quote
BG
I have had a few showers as well now as the day progressed.

Oh no! Here comes another of her daft poems I here you say
ROFL

POEM WHY

I often wonder
I wonder why?

There are so many birds up in the sky

I often wonder
I wonder why?

So many people do things that make me cry

I often wonder
I wonder why?

God allows little children to die

I often wonder
I wonder why?

God allows the wicked lie

I often wonder
I wonder why?

Why am I sat here day dreaming
Letting this day pass me by

I often wonder
I wonder why?

Is my name really Princess Di?
Nay Nay I couldn’t say

The weathers fine in my bay
Where or who I am I could not give away

But I do often wonder WHO am I anyway!!
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Princess Di
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Posted - 31 August 2004 :  11:06:54  Show Profile Send Princess Di a Private Message  Reply with Quote
ON THIS DAY
TUESDAY 31ST August 2004
Only 122 days until the year 2005
ON This Day - Music
1967 - The Beatles announced that they would handle their own affairs following the death of manager Brian Epstein.
ON This Day – History
1997 – Princess Di was killed in an car accident in a tunnel by the Seine in Paris.
1900: The first sales of Coca-Cola in Britain.
ON This Day – Birthday
1945 - Van Morrison - songwriter, singer
1939 - Jerry Allison (Buddy Holly and the Crickets)
1928 - James Coburn -actor
Happy Birthday to them all


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Fussy
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Posted - 31 August 2004 :  16:49:35  Show Profile Send Fussy a Private Message  Reply with Quote


Di,
I bet James Coburn wishes he was still around, to receive your greetings.
The poor chap died on Nov 18th, 2002.


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Bob
Devout Dipsomaniac & Technological TWIT !



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Posted - 31 August 2004 :  22:41:34  Show Profile  Visit Bob's Homepage Send Bob a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Byt prehasp hw cam stol haev a praty wheeerver hees goen

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Moonraker
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Posted - 31 August 2004 :  23:06:06  Show Profile Send Moonraker a Private Message  Reply with Quote
On this day 2004.

We passed the 10,000 th posting on here.

Hooray.

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Bob
Devout Dipsomaniac & Technological TWIT !



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Posted - 31 August 2004 :  23:33:50  Show Profile  Visit Bob's Homepage Send Bob a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Amd tehy saud taht I did it

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Princess Di
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Posted - 01 September 2004 :  10:29:40  Show Profile Send Princess Di a Private Message  Reply with Quote
ON THIS DAY
WEDNESDAY 1ST SEPTEMBER 2004
Only 115 day until Christmas.
ON This Day - Music
1956 - Elvis Presley shared his success with his family by purchasing his mother a pink Cadillac.
ON This Day – Sport
1st September 1923 – The boxer Rocky Maciano was born
31st August 1969 - The boxer Rocky Maciano died in an airplane crash in Iowa.
ON This Day – History
1939 - Germany invaded Poland with 1.8 million troops, beginning World War II. The invasion took place one week after the governments of Germany and the Soviet Union signed a secret pact of non-aggression. Two days after the invasion, England and France declared war on Germany.
1945 - The United States received official word of Japan's formal surrender that ended World War II. In Japan, it was actually September 2nd.
1951 - Britain's first supermarket opened in Earl's Court, London.
1997 - In France, the prosecutor's office said the driver of the car in which Princess Diana was killed, was over the legal alcohol limit.
ON This Day – Birthday
1854
Engelbert Humperdinck
opera composer d: 1921
1946
Barry Gibb
musician, rhythm guitarist, songwriter, singer
1957
Gloria Estefan [Fajardo]
singer
Happy Birthday to them all
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Princess Di
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Posted - 02 September 2004 :  10:35:52  Show Profile Send Princess Di a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Good Morning All!

I had a look at Bob's site last night, it's good. He really is Beer mad. If this site closes I am going to get studying all about Beer & Ferrets lol

Ok here's your useless info for today
ON THIS DAY
Thursday 2nd September 2004
Only 114 day until Christmas.
ON This Day - Music
1965 - The Rolling Stones appeared on the British TV show "Ready Steady Go!" Mick Jagger and Andrew Loog Oldham performed a parody of Sonny & Cher's "I Got You Babe."
ON This Day – Sport
1973: England legend Ian Botham played his first game for Somerset when he turned out in a Sunday League game against Sussex at Hove.
ON This Day – History
1666 - The Great Fire of London began in a baker's shop and rapidly spread throughout the city, destroying most of London's buildings and houses. To rebuild the city, Londoners used stone and brick instead of timber, the common building material at the time. It was this fire that prompted the first fire insurance policy.
ON This Day – Birthday
1952 - Jimmy Connors - tennis champion
1961 - k.d. lang – singer
1964 - Keanu Reeves - actor
Happy Birthday to them all



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Beacon Girl
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Posted - 02 September 2004 :  10:45:38  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Princess Di
Those days you keep putting up of how many days it is until Christmas are quite frightening it is coming up on us fast now .
Saw the first lot of Chrismas goods for sale in our local Co-op last Saturday . It is far too soon to have them out they should not start selling them until about a month before Christmas .They seem to be taking away all the magic and excitement out of Christmas by dragging it out for months .

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Beacon Girl
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Posted - 02 September 2004 :  10:47:57  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
BTW I forgot to say I like your picture and your signature ,very posh indeed .


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Princess Di
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Posted - 02 September 2004 :  10:58:52  Show Profile Send Princess Di a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I agree BG sometimes once Christmas gets here we are all sick of it and it's like ok lets just get this over quick and get the decs down.

Hey it looks like you are the What group specialist in the gang. You sure you haven't got my book? LOL



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Beacon Girl
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Posted - 02 September 2004 :  11:13:51  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I do have hundreds of books but not one on Groups of animals .I know some of them but must admit I have to cheat now and then and look them up .

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Bob
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Posted - 02 September 2004 :  18:57:30  Show Profile  Visit Bob's Homepage Send Bob a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Iem gald yuo liekd muy siet primcees Do byt yuo didmt laeev aa meesaeg im muy geutsbokk or om my Fourm Teh poorbelms haev aal beem sroted oyt noe amd theery boht wrokimg agaim [fir teh tiem beimg anuywat }}

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Princess Di
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Posted - 02 September 2004 :  20:04:42  Show Profile Send Princess Di a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Hi Bob

I will pop back into your site later and post a message to you. I am furiously studying my Ferret facts.

Is this message icon a ferret? Ok its a rabbit I need to study harder ROFL

I only drink beer shandy and I bet that is a deadly sin to a hardened beer fanatic

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Princess Di
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Posted - 03 September 2004 :  11:19:26  Show Profile Send Princess Di a Private Message  Reply with Quote
ON THIS DAY
Friday 3rd September 2004

Only 113 day until Christmas.
My son has started to prepare his Christmas list, Oh no! I best start my savings

ON This Day – Music
1955 - Bill Haley & the Comets refused their first offer to tour outside the U.S. because of a fear of flying.
Elvis Presley had his 17th UK No.1 single with 'Way Down.'

ON This Day – Sport
I can only find American people I have never heard of!!!

ON This Day – History
1942 - Frank Sinatra bid farewell to the Tommy Dorsey Band, as he began his solo singing career.
I like Frank Sinatra!

1976 - The U.S. spacecraft Viking 2 landed on Mars and began sending back photographs of the Martian landscape.
Who believes in Aliens?

ON This Day – Birthdays
1875 - Ferdinand Porsche -auto designer d: 1951
What car does everyone Drive? Mine is an old L reg metro. What car would you most like to drive?
I used to have a Morris Minor, I would like to drive that again. It had real character

1940 - Pauline Collins – actress
I know the name but cannot picture who she is! Anyone Know?

Happy Birthday to them all


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Pauline
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Posted - 03 September 2004 :  12:43:57  Show Profile  Visit Pauline's Homepage Send Pauline a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pauline Collins is married to John Alderton. They both used to be in 'Upstairs Downstairs' and various other TV series, she was also in the film 'Shirley Valentine'. Recently she's been popping up sometimes as one of those stars that they show at the beginning of ITV progrmmes.
I've got dozens of Rolls-Royces ---- but they're all models ! Ha-Ha ! I've never owned a real car as I can't drive Our friend Margaret who lived across the road here drove an old Morris Minor which used to belong to her Mother. I'll tell you a story about her and the car later today.

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Beacon Girl
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Posted - 03 September 2004 :  22:14:26  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Do I believe in aliens ?
Well there must be some thing out there as so many people have reported sightings of strange things in the sky and strange beings on earth .They can't all be figments of their imagination .

We have a Volvo car ,supposedly on of the safest cars on the road so I'm told . I think I would like a nice new Mini ,cheaper on petrol ,I'm a bit of a skinflint .LOL

Pauline I can't wait to hear your story of your friends Morris Minor ,so come on get typing .Please .


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Pauline
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Posted - 03 September 2004 :  22:57:12  Show Profile  Visit Pauline's Homepage Send Pauline a Private Message  Reply with Quote
It's not a Silver Volvo Estate is it ? LOL !

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Pauline
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Posted - 03 September 2004 :  22:57:42  Show Profile  Visit Pauline's Homepage Send Pauline a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Well to start at the very beginning (a very good place to start ! Lah-Lah !) I think I've mentioned Margaret before, she was married to George (the Leprechaun Gardener ) She was a great gal, always cracking jokes, and one of the nicest people around here, but sadly she died of a Brain Haemorrhage some years ago when she was only around the age that I am now.
Margaret was a native of this place, when she was young her family lived in an old cottage which used to be across the lane almost opposite this house, but it's not there any more (they later moved across to the house where Pete now lives) In those days Margaret's Mother was the District Nurse and because she had to cover such a wide area she had a Morris Minor car.
This was back in the days when there weren't that many cars around and old cottages didn't have garages, so she didn't have anywhere to park it. She couldn't leave it in the lane because it's quite narrow there and what traffic there was in those days, such as Farm vehicles, or the Post Van wouldn't have been able to pass it to get to the cottages further down the lane. So one day Margeret took a spade and went out and dug out that layby where Pete now parks his van ! You've seen the layby so you can imagine how much effort it took to dig out all that earth (and I know that the surrounding banks were also much higher then than they are now, as they were only flattened out a few years ago when they started planting those flowers) God knows how she did it, it's as much as I can do to dig a hole to plant a bulb in !
By the time we came to live here and Margaret and George were living in one of those houses on the other side of the road and Margaret's Mother was living in a big house in Tenby with her second husband. They were both in poor health so Margaret used to drive back and fore between here and Tenby to look after them both, and she drove that same Morris Minor car that used to belong to her Mother !
It was so sad that Margaret died when only in her 50's while her Mother who was old and not in very good health, outlived her by quite a few years.

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Beacon Girl
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Posted - 04 September 2004 :  09:23:04  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I remember seeing the layby when we passed by your house ,there was a white van parked there ,that must have belonged to Pete .
Margarets Mother must have been a very strong lady ,that layby was a fair size for one lady to dig .

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Princess Di
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Posted - 04 September 2004 :  10:28:42  Show Profile Send Princess Di a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Good Morning :-)

ON THIS DAY

Saturday 4th September 2004

Only 112 day until Christmas.

Today I’m off to the garden centre to buy plants for my garden. Anybody else like gardening? I don’t really know what I am doing but just like to make it look pretty.

Margaret must have been strong, I remember my Morris minor was quite heavy on the steering. You needed muscles to do a 3 point turn.

How big is Wales?
Just over 20,000 square kilometres. At its widest it's 200 kilometres east to west, and 250 Kilometres north to south.

ON This Day – Music
1952 - Gladys Knight & the Pips were formed after a birthday party for Bubba Knight.


ON This Day – Sport
1990: Manchester United's Steve Bruce became the first top-flight player to be red-carded under the new professional foul rule, in a match against Luton.

ON This Day – History
1957 - The Ford Motor Company introduced the Edsel. (What’s an Edsel like?)

ON This Day – Birthday
1917 - Henry Ford II - industrialist d: 1987 (is he something to do with the Ford motor car?)


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Princess Di
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Posted - 04 September 2004 :  10:44:21  Show Profile Send Princess Di a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Right I'm off now to make our cooked breakfast. We always have bacon & eggs on the weekend for breakfast.

Sorry Moonraker can you smell that bacon?

Di :-)

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Pauline
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Posted - 04 September 2004 :  15:14:27  Show Profile  Visit Pauline's Homepage Send Pauline a Private Message  Reply with Quote
It was Margaret herself who dug out the layby FOR her Mother BG. She was quite strong although she wasn't a big person, smaller than me ---- but she could move things that I couldn't lift, and she was a hard worker, which is why it was such a shock when she died.
Their daughter and her husband had been visiting from Canada and Margaret and George had just got back from driving them to the Airport for their flight back. George went to the house and Margaret said she felt a bit funny then collapsed. Imagine how awful it must have been for her daughter to arrive home and get a phone-call to say her Mother had died, after just leaving her at the airport a few hours earlier !
I've always thought Margaret worked TOO hard, with her own house and garden and all that constant to-ing and fro-ing between here and Tenby certainly didn't help. She'd also been depressed because her Dog, Rexie had died and she'd had a couple of other problems and hadn't been her usual cheerful self, but no-one could ever have expected her to go so quickly like that.
I still laugh thinking of some of the things she said and did (it was Margaret who gave me that Funny-looking tomato in the photo I had on my website, and what she said about that I won't repeat in mixed company ! LOL )Yep, she was a Hell of a girl !

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Pauline
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Posted - 04 September 2004 :  15:20:38  Show Profile  Visit Pauline's Homepage Send Pauline a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Henry Ford was the bloke who said you could buy his cars in any colour you liked-----as long as it was black !
He named the Ford Edsel after his son(though why his son had a funny name like Edsel in the first place he never said !)

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Beacon Girl
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Posted - 04 September 2004 :  16:38:26  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pauline
Sorry about about getting it wrong about who dug the layby .
Margaret sounded like a really nice lady .
I remember that tomato picture ,very naughty , do you still have that on a site somewhere can't say as I have noticed it on the home site .

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Pauline
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Posted - 04 September 2004 :  17:07:09  Show Profile  Visit Pauline's Homepage Send Pauline a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Yep, Margaret was a real comic, we used to have a lot of fun with her, the things she said would have you in stitches !
I'm not too sure where that photo is these days. It was originally on one of the Freeserve pages and most of them have been transferred to the 2cuk site, but as you say I haven't seen that photo recently, I'll have to have a potter around and see if I can find it again.

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Princess Di
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Posted - 05 September 2004 :  12:05:24  Show Profile Send Princess Di a Private Message  Reply with Quote
ON THIS DAY
Sunday 5th September 2004

Only 111 day until Christmas.

ON This Day – Birthday
1939 – MOONRAKER – HAPPY BIRTHDAY 65 TODAY!!!
BG I hope you made him Bacon & Eggs today as a treat? LOL

Moonraker shares his birthday with:
1847 - Jesse James - Wild West outlaw d: 1882
1942 - Raquel Welch actress
1946 - Freddie Mercury - singer d: 1991

ON This Day – Music
1964 - "Do Wah Diddy Diddy" by Manfred Mann's was released.

Did anyone watch the programme last night “Test the Nation” all about music? It was good we did the quiz I scored 33/70 Other half got 42/70 My son got 23/70.

ON This Day – Sport
1960 - At the Olympic Games in Rome, Italy, Cassius Clay of Louisville, Kentucky won the gold medal in light heavyweight boxing. Later, Clay changed his name to Muhammad Ali and became one of the world's greatest boxing champions. At the Olympic Games in Atlanta, Georgia, in 1996, Muhammad Ali lit the Olympic flame.

ON This Day – History
1977 - The United States space probe Voyager 1 was launched.

HOPE YOU HAVE A SUPER BIRTHDAY MOONRAKER.

Its very quiet on here yesterday & today??

Oh well I'm going on a picnic today so I'll see you all later :-)


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Beacon Girl
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Posted - 05 September 2004 :  13:02:56  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oh Dear Princess Di !!! I said Moonraker would be 64 not 65 .He was born in 1940.
No he did not get bacon and egg for breakfast ,just his two usual weetabix ,got to keep him regular now he is getting old .

Hope he gets too drunk to read this thread later ,or you will be in trouble .LOL.

Hope you have a nice picnic and the weather stays fine for you .

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Princess Di
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Posted - 06 September 2004 :  13:15:13  Show Profile Send Princess Di a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Hello ! back at last!

My PC has been giving me hell of a problem. Every time I turned it on and went to type anything it closed down ???? I think (Hope!) otherhalf has fixed it now. The NTL TV went funny as well. we are always having problems with NTL!!!

Sorry I got Moonrakers birthday wrong. :-(

The weather yesterday was great and we had a lovely day out. (ate too much!)

ON THIS DAY
Monday 6th September 2004

Only 110 day until Christmas.

ON This Day – Birthday

Claydes Smith (Kool & the Gang) 1948
Roger Waters (Pink Floyd) 1944

ON This Day – Music

1968 - Eric Clapton recorded his guitar solo on The Beatles' "While My Guitar Gently Weeps."

ON This Day – Sport

1990: England's first professional cricket captain Sir Leonard Hutton died at the age of 74.

ON This Day – History

1959
The first Barbie Doll was sold by Mattel Toy Corporation. The original Barbie, along with her pals, Ken and Skipper, are now collectors items.

1989: A computer error resulted in 41,000 Parisians receiving letters charging them with murder, extortion and vice, instead of the traffic fines that should have been sent to them.

It’s quite scarey what these dam computers can do!!!



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Princess Di
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Posted - 09 September 2004 :  18:24:53  Show Profile Send Princess Di a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oh no I have just read that it is Grandparents Day!! That’s me in trouble with my Mum & Dad!!
When did they invent all these extra days? Bet the card companies created it for more profit


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Beacon Girl
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Posted - 09 September 2004 :  21:04:33  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I don't agree with all these special days they have for practically every relation you have .It only use to be mothers day and that was a religious thing I believe ,when you went to church as a child you were given a card with pretty flowers on it and a religious verse inside to take home for your mother .
The big card and gift businesses jumped on the band wagon and invented a day for every body .Now they are raking in the money .

Wish I'd thought of it first . LOL .Only Kidding.



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Pauline
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Posted - 09 September 2004 :  23:43:47  Show Profile  Visit Pauline's Homepage Send Pauline a Private Message  Reply with Quote
It seems almost everybody's got a special day now, Mothers, Fathers, Grandparents, in America they've got things like Secretaries Day and just about anything else you can think of. Trouble is I don't seem to fit into any of the categories Maybe I should start one of my own----do you think anybody would support an "Old Maids Day" ? LOL !

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Beacon Girl
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Posted - 10 September 2004 :  11:36:30  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I hate that term "Old Maid" .

As from today the 10th of September this will be the official "Best Webmasters Day "

Happy Webmasters day to Pauline .

It should really be "Best Webmistress Day "

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Princess Di
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Posted - 10 September 2004 :  12:39:08  Show Profile Send Princess Di a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Yes my vote for "Best Webmistress" definately goes to Pauline!! :-)

ON THIS DAY

are you ready fo this shock!!!!!

Princess Di is stopping smoking!!!!
There I said it!!

Here's my little verse to help me :-)

I will stop smoking today
Tempers may fray, Friend stay away
But I will stop smoking today
No more Tooth decay and a smell like burn hay
But I will stop smoking today
Too many short breaths and nearly a fiver to pay
So I will stop smoking today
My son hates the smell and he gives me hell
So I will stop smoking today
Makes my clothes all smelly and a stinky old ashtray next to the telly.
That dam ashtray is like a bottomless cash-tray
I will no long throw my cash away as I AM stopping smoking today!!



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Fussy
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Posted - 10 September 2004 :  13:44:17  Show Profile Send Fussy a Private Message  Reply with Quote


princess Di,
WONDERFUL news! No more smoking. Now, there's NO going back on your word mind.
Have a pack of Polo mints ready, for when the urge returns....if it does.

Glad you are taking good care of Milly.
Keep spoiling her with chicken legs.
Ho! Ho! Ho!

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Posted - 10 September 2004 :  16:04:10  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Well done Princess Di for trying to quit smoking ,I hope you manage to do it .
If you do let us know how you did it and I will give it a go for the hundredth time .

Best of Luck .

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Fussy
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Posted - 10 September 2004 :  21:05:18  Show Profile Send Fussy a Private Message  Reply with Quote


BG,
I've got a good idea for you to give-up the cigarettes craze.
'M' must have a money-box (with lock and Key,) and every time you strike up and smoke a ciggy,...you must put £5 in the box.
If you cannot resist the urge it's going to cost you dearly. Just imagine...5 fags a day is 25 'smackers,' and that could cause a nervous breakdown, because 'M' has full authority to give all proceeds of the money-box to your grandchildren to pay for their holiday in Tenby next summer.
So BG, my advice is...stop puffing the fags right away.
Ho! Ho! Ho! Why am I so concerned for you BG?

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Posted - 10 September 2004 :  22:29:45  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Fussy I would love to give up the old weed .I have tried so many times and failed ,my birth sign did say I was weak willed .

Your Idea sounds good , but if I failed and smoked a few cigarettes a day ,where would I get the money from to put in "M" money Box ,I have not worked for years and years .I would have to get the money of "M" so not only would he be buying the cigarettes he would then also have to pay my fine for smoking them .
I don't think he will like that one bit .LOL

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Bob
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Posted - 11 September 2004 :  01:56:41  Show Profile  Visit Bob's Homepage Send Bob a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Yed====PUalien fpr bets weebmutsrees=====Iell drimk ti taht

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Posted - 11 September 2004 :  11:21:53  Show Profile Send Fussy a Private Message  Reply with Quote


You are late coming home again tonight Bob.
What time is 'stop tap' then? I know,...boozing behind closed doors eh?
Ho! Ho!

And BTW, getting on Pauline's good books eh,..."Best Webmistress, I'll drink to that."
You old smarmer....you'll drink to anything.
Ho! Ho! Ho!

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Posted - 11 September 2004 :  11:41:18  Show Profile Send Fussy a Private Message  Reply with Quote


BG,
No, no, no...'M' would have complete control see.
If you smoked one fag he would demand that you put £5 in the box. If you refused he would grab your packet of cigarettes, and stop you handling any cash whatsoever, so that you wouldn't be able to buy any more.
Bit cruel like...I must admit, but good for your health though innit.
He would grab your Visa card as well.
Ho! Ho! Ho!

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Posted - 11 September 2004 :  12:39:41  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Fussy
That is really cruel .
OK when I have smoked all the cigarettes in the cupboard I will try and give up .!!!!!!
Look out for the punch ups because I get real mean when I cannot have a cigarette .

Princess Di how are you managing with the giving up .

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Posted - 11 September 2004 :  16:13:48  Show Profile Send Fussy a Private Message  Reply with Quote


BG,
Try the Polo-mint method.
Ho! Ho!
Call up Mr.Will Power mun.
LOL

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Pauline
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Posted - 11 September 2004 :  17:34:26  Show Profile  Visit Pauline's Homepage Send Pauline a Private Message  Reply with Quote
On this day, September the 11th 2004 -- only 2053 days to go until I get my free Bus Pass ! LOL !

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Posted - 11 September 2004 :  17:36:23  Show Profile  Visit Pauline's Homepage Send Pauline a Private Message  Reply with Quote
BG, would you like to try my method for curing smokers ? Sew up their mouths and chop off all their fingers ---- just TRY lighting up afterwards ! LOL !

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Beacon Girl
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Posted - 11 September 2004 :  18:25:48  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Pauline
That sounds really cruel ,but I think I would get so desparate for a ciggy that I would quickly learn to use my toes instead of my fingers and smoke it through my nose .OH YUK LOL .

Stitching up my mouth would not be such a bad idea though as I would not be able to eat so I could loose a bit of weight .

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Posted - 11 September 2004 :  18:32:35  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
BTW it is 2 years now since I reached the age to qualify for a bus pass .I have never bothered to claim it as I have not been on a bus for years so they would be wasted on me .
You would think for those of us that have cars they could give us petrol vouchers instead . Fat chance of that ,they won't even give us a decent pension to survive on .

Another thing you will get when you are 60 is a £100 heating allowance ,bet you can't wait to become a senior citizen .

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Posted - 11 September 2004 :  20:59:15  Show Profile Send Fussy a Private Message  Reply with Quote


Who gets a free TV licence as well then?


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Princess Di
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Posted - 12 September 2004 :  12:44:33  Show Profile Send Princess Di a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I have just realised that I must be the baby on this site. I'm 37 mind you today I feel about 137. I am aching from head to foot. With all the rain we have had over the last few days my back door step had become quite slippery. As I went out on Friday afternoon to lock the shed I slipped and fell out of the door. My knees are brused and I think I have pulled a muscle in my back/hip. It gave me quite a fright and shook me up a bit. I didn't do any postings yesterday as I was feeling miserable and it was uncomfortable to sit at the PC desk. Anyway that's enough moaning from me for today LOL

I can't wait to be a pensioner all these perks. By the time I get there we will get nothing though. I think you should all make sure you are claiming for everything you can get. I'm sure there is a government web site with details of everything you can claim for. I'll try to find it later.

Milly is doing great and enjoying her Chicken wings. She was very alert and lively this morning when I got up. Her cage was trashed she had turned everything over.



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Posted - 12 September 2004 :  14:38:58  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Princess Di
Sorry to hear of your accident ,I hope you are ok it really does shake you up all over falling like that .Take it easy get your other half to wait on you hand and foot .
Blimey that is two invalids he will have to look after ,you and the hedgehog.
Glad to hear that Milly is livening up ,she is getting very good treatment by the sounds of it .If you keep feeding her chicken she should be fat enough to hibernate in October .


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Larry Lamb
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Posted - 12 September 2004 :  21:40:44  Show Profile  Visit Larry Lamb's Homepage Send Larry Lamb a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sorry to haer about your fall,you've been drinking too many of Fussys blwbs of Baileys have'nt you Your hedgehog sounds as if she's getting fed better than me,if I lay down in the road looking helpless and lost would you take me in and coddle me and feed me all those chicken legs?Lol
(Shh,do'nt tell Milly this,it might upset her,but some of my ancestors used to eat hedgehogs)

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Princess Di
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Posted - 12 September 2004 :  22:04:36  Show Profile Send Princess Di a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Hi Larry

Hope your well?

I wish I did have a few baileys in me when I fell. I might have bounced a bit better. I was glad nobody saw me I went down like a lead weight and not very graciously at all. Once the pain went I felt really silly LOL

You wouldn't have to lie down in the road for me to take you in. I am such a pushover when it comes to a cute fluffy face!
The neighbours seem to think I am Dr Dolittle or something, anything happens to any animal in our street and they all bring it to me!!

Now whats all this about your ancestors eating Hedgehogs!!!! All I can say to that is Larry behave yourself or I'll get Mint sauce out!!!!! ROFL

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Moonraker
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Posted - 12 September 2004 :  23:01:20  Show Profile Send Moonraker a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Hi Princess Di,
Sorry to hear about your fall. Was it before or after you made the "Hot Toddy".???
My Dad used to take a shot of Whisky in a mug of hot milk. Trouble was, he used to take a drink then top it up with another Whisky. This went on for about 1 hour then he would go to bed happy.

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Princess Di
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Posted - 13 September 2004 :  11:15:04  Show Profile Send Princess Di a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Moonraker that sounds good to me!! LOL

The smokings not going too bad. I have only smoked 10 since Friday It's a start as I was smoking 20 a day before.

Milly is good today. When I went to check on her at 6am this morning she was climbing up the side of the cage. I changed her bedding and warmed her hot water bottle to try and encourage her to go to sleep for the day. I kept putting her on her hot water bottle and covering her with a small towel, she is so funny she kept pulling it back off and
looking at me as if to say but "I'm not tired,give me more chicken"
I have discovered her weakness Digestive biscuits. I think she is getting too tame when I go into her she comes to meet me and takes the food from my hand. The helpline said not to release her until she sleeps in the day. I think I am going to have to stay up all night and keep her awake and tire her out to sleep the next day.

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Posted - 13 September 2004 :  12:46:20  Show Profile Send Fussy a Private Message  Reply with Quote



princess Di,
Oooooooh! Sorry to hear about you falling,
hope it wasn't too nasty. Play-up to hubby with a few tears....then you'll get some molly-coddling from him. Us chaps are gullible when it comes to a few weeps from the spouse. Ho! Ho! Ho!

Well, Milly is certainly spoilt,...isn't it amazing how they respond to kindness. She's not dull, she's got her head screwed on the right way, she knows she's on to a good thing,...chicken and biscuits, and soft-talk.

BTW, tell hubby he has no fear of losing his young love to Fussy, 'cos Fussy is well 'past it' at three score and twenty two.
Ho! Ho! Ho!


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Posted - 13 September 2004 :  13:05:09  Show Profile Send Fussy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
princess Di,
I forgot,...I meant to give you a tot of my Baileys in my last thread, to help you recover from your fall.
So,...hold out your glass, keep it steady now as I can't afford to spill any,...you are still a bit shaky though, a bit nervous after the fall see! Ready now, OK...blwb, blwb, blwb, blwb, blwb, blwb, blwb, blwb. That's a double Baileys you've got there. Sip it slooooooowly, make it last twenty minutes,...smoooooooth innit.
That would knock you back a 'tenner' in a La-Di-Da pub in Edinburgh.
Ho! Ho! Ho!


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Princess Di
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Posted - 13 September 2004 :  13:07:28  Show Profile Send Princess Di a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Other half wasn't scared of losing me he was coming too, He says he could do with some sane adult conversation ROFL

Fussy you must be very proud of your age. You are never past it! You should view mature people like vintage cars. Keep them well oiled and tuned.
So yep the Baileys is keeping you well oiled and your humour and fun on this site is keeping you well tuned. A true classic Gent if you ask me.

Di :-)

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The Gravedigger
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Posted - 21 September 2004 :  16:45:30  Show Profile  Visit The Gravedigger's Homepage  Send The Gravedigger a Yahoo! Message Send The Gravedigger a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by princess Di:

I have just realised that I must be the baby on this site. I'm 37 mind you today I feel about 137. I am aching from head to foot. With all the rain we have had over the last few days my back door step had become quite slippery. As I went out on Friday afternoon to lock the shed I slipped and fell out of the door. My knees are brused and I think I have pulled a muscle in my back/hip. It gave me quite a fright and shook me up a bit. I didn't do any postings yesterday as I was feeling miserable and it was uncomfortable to sit at the PC desk. Anyway that's enough moaning from me for today LOL

I can't wait to be a pensioner all these perks. By the time I get there we will get nothing though. I think you should all make sure you are claiming for everything you can get. I'm sure there is a government web site with details of everything you can claim for. I'll try to find it later.

Milly is doing great and enjoying her Chicken wings. She was very alert and lively this morning when I got up. Her cage was trashed she had turned everything over.






Don`t worry princess Di,we aren`t ALL old fogeys around here!(I`ve got a feeling I`m going to be in trouble for saying that,lol )I`m a mere baby myself,only 34(but I`ll be 35 next Sunday if anyone wants to send cards,pressies or cash,lol )and the Fluffy one is a bit younger than me.Um,no,on second thoughts I think I`d better say she`s a LOT younger than me otherwise I`m in for a clip round the earole )
Hope you`re fully recovered from your fall by now btw.

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Princess Di
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Posted - 21 September 2004 :  17:29:00  Show Profile Send Princess Di a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Hey Gravedigger your just a wee pup and Fluffy must be a spring chicken lol

Are you and Fluffy and item?

I should bring my music quizzes more upto date for you. Mind you I know more about the 50's and 60's thats all I listened to when growing up. Mum & Dad were mad on it. My son will have to help me with the modern day stuff.

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Beacon Girl
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Posted - 21 September 2004 :  17:38:41  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
FOFL
Gravedigger and Fluffy an Item !!!!!!!!!!!!!?????

Fluffy is a Gopher if I remember correctly.

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Princess Di
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Posted - 21 September 2004 :  17:53:51  Show Profile Send Princess Di a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Ooooooops Sorry I never read that far back!!!

ROFLMAO :-0

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Fluffy
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Posted - 21 September 2004 :  20:54:01  Show Profile  Visit Fluffy's Homepage Send Fluffy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Hi there princess Di,I'm Fluffy.I haven't posted for a while for a number of reasons altho I've been looking in now and again to see what himself has been saying,and after reading what was said about me earlier on I thought it was high time I signed in and spoke up for myself!
First of all to answer your question about whether him and me are an item,if by that you mean have we been together for a long time and do I have to pick up his dirty socks from all over the place then the answer would probably be yes,but if he's going to go around telling all and sundry that I'm a bit younger' than him when everybody KNOWS that I'm only 25(and they've known it for at least the past 8 years!LOL)then we might not be together for very much longer (In fact I might brain him with his shovel )
Second of all on the subject of me being a gopher,I think BG might be confusing things a bit there!I'm not a gopher as in the Latin 'Geomyidae' sense of the word,The Gravedigger calls me his Gopher for 2 reasons, no 1 is because I 'go fer' things(mostly things he's forgotten or is just too bone idle to 'go fer' himself ) and no 2 is because,well,ahem, because he says gophers are small,cute and fluffy--just like me!

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Fluffy
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Posted - 21 September 2004 :  21:03:45  Show Profile  Visit Fluffy's Homepage Send Fluffy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oh btw,just to clear up any further misunderstandings,when I say I'm fluffy I don't mean that I'm covered in fur---it's just a nickname I've had since schooldays,it's a play on my name.In other words I'm not called Fluffy BECAUSE I'm a gopher,I've been Fluffy almost all my life but I've only been a gopher since I teamed up with The GD

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Posted - 21 September 2004 :  21:07:03  Show Profile  Visit Fluffy's Homepage Send Fluffy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Where the heck have my photos and signature gone btw?I thought HE was supposed to have sorted that out now I think he might be getting a from me before the night is over.

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Posted - 21 September 2004 :  21:10:53  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Hey Fluffy
Where has your picture gone
Shame it is not there as Princess Di could have seen for her what you look like .

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Fluffy
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Posted - 21 September 2004 :  21:21:27  Show Profile  Visit Fluffy's Homepage Send Fluffy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Well BG,as I've just been saying over on the other thread it seems to have come back again now!
There's never a dull moment on this site is there?There's always something funny going on!Lol

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Posted - 21 September 2004 :  21:32:38  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
OK Fluffy I'll go fer that explanation as to why you are a gopher and are called Fluffy .LOL

This site sure is weird from time to time bit like the people who post on here .

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Posted - 21 September 2004 :  21:54:12  Show Profile Send Fussy a Private Message  Reply with Quote


Hey, hold on a bit,...TG mentioning back there "I'm 35 today, and we are not ALL old fogeys on here." Cheeky sausage!!!
I thought you were my best friend mun TG.
Never mind, I suppose I better not have any
cross words with you, 'cos you and me have to stick together...in case we have to deal with that Undertaker bloke, if he's still around after the Mag 7 episode.
Ho! Ho! Ho!

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T Yuoer noy paynig aatemtoin Fyssuy=======Teh Gravydiiger saud he wuold bwe 35om SSSssumday====yt wss primcees Dai woh sayd seh ss 337

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Posted - 22 September 2004 :  11:54:27  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Fussy
It says on the main forum page that you posted a message on here at about 11.44 but I cannot see it anywhere !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you having problems posting ,as your posting about Elevators vanished too .

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Posted - 22 September 2004 :  12:29:41  Show Profile Send Fussy a Private Message  Reply with Quote


Oooooooh! You must have been sober, to have spotted my slip-up about TGs age. You're a right old CID man eh! You should have my avatar...which is Sherlock Holmes and his magnifying glass.
The error has now been rectifide,...you old boozer!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Stand still for a minute. Hold your glass steady for a lunchtime tot of my Baileys. Oh dear, oh dear! you're all over the place, you haven't got a leg to stand on.
Sit down and put your glass on the table, and be still for a few seconds. OK, blwb, blwb, blwb, blwb...that's enough for you at this time of day.
Sip it slooooowly now Bob, smoooooooth innit!
I'm spoiling you again today.
Ho! Ho! Ho! Smile, it's good for your health!


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Posted - 23 September 2004 :  12:03:58  Show Profile Send Fussy a Private Message  Reply with Quote


Yes, you're right BG, a couple of my postings have disappeared into thin air.
I don't think it's my fault though,...it's all due to the funny do-das that seem to attack this forum from time to time.
Ho! Ho! Ho! 'do-das'.... that's another funny remark innit!
Keep smiling,...it's good for the appetite.


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Posted - 23 September 2004 :  19:09:13  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I must say that we don't seem to get so many things going wrong on here as we use to .
The odd blip now and then we can cope with .

Do-das is a very stange expression indeed and used do describe lots of things .
I wonder who first came up with that word .

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