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Posted - 11 September 2003 :  12:47:22 PM  Show Profile Send n/a/1 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Never eat more than you can lift. - Miss Piggy


Don't get your knickers in a knot.
Nothing is solved and it only makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter


Too much of a good thing...
can be wonderful. - Mae West



Everyone's entitled to my opinion. - Madonna


If you don't have anything nice to say about anyone....
come sit by me. - Alice Longworth


It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom
as long as you don't do it in the street
and frighten the horses. - Mrs. Patrick Campbell


I've been on a calendar,
but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe


I think... therefore I'm single. - Liz Winston


When faced with a decision always ask
"What would be the most fun?" - Peggy Walker


I never know how much of what I say is true. - Bette Midler


What you eat standing up doesn't count. - Beth Barnes



The trouble with being in the rat race is that
even if you win... you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin


If you're all wrapped up in yourself,
you are overdressed. - Kate Halverson


Housework can't kill you,
but why take the chance? - Phyllis Diller

Pauline
Administrator & Miserable Old Fart !



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Posted - 11 September 2003 :  3:10:03 PM  Show Profile  Visit Pauline's Homepage Send Pauline a Private Message  Reply with Quote
That Miss Piggy definitely sounds like my Soulmate ! And Phyllis Diller too, that woman is SO right ! I never take chances like that with MY health ! LOL
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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !



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Posted - 11 September 2003 :  4:16:15 PM  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
The one by Peggy Walker is my choice , I just like having fun .
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n/a/1
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Posted - 11 September 2003 :  6:30:21 PM  Show Profile Send n/a/1 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I am with the housework one myself.

BTW Mrs Patrick Wotsername....wasnt her husband that ugly bald old bloke that used to be on Call my Bluff years and years ago?

His face was enough to frighten the horses and I wouldnt fancy being in a bedroom with him either YUK!!!!



Not even decorating it let alone anything else!!!!
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Pauline
Administrator & Miserable Old Fart !



United Kingdom
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Posted - 11 September 2003 :  7:00:53 PM  Show Profile  Visit Pauline's Homepage Send Pauline a Private Message  Reply with Quote
ML, Mrs Patrick Campbell was an actress born way back in 1865. She was a 'friend' of George Bernard Shaw and was the original Eliza Doolittle in his play Pygmalion. So if her hubby was ever on tthe telly he must have been blooming ancient, because she'd be 138 if she was still alive ! LOL
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n/a/1
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Posted - 11 September 2003 :  8:30:51 PM  Show Profile Send n/a/1 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oh THAT Mrs Campbell.

Silly ML.

TRUST ME!!!!

FOFLMAO
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