Pauline's Parlour
Pauline's Parlour
Home | Profile | Register | Active Topics | Active Polls | Members | Private Messages | Search | FAQ
Save Password
Forgot your Password?

 All Forums
 Giggles Galore !
 New Topic  Reply to Topic
 Printer Friendly
Author Previous Topic Topic Next Topic  

Senior Member

1024 Posts

Posted - 19 July 2004 :  11:09:00 PM  Show Profile Send Moonraker a Private Message  Reply with Quote
3 nuns lost in the desert. A mother superior and 2 novices. After 3 days without water and food, the mother superior told the novices to go forth and search for any moisture or sustinance.
After a while they returned with a small handful of flour. They apologised for not finding much. The mother superior told them not to worry as with the lords help they could make bread with the flour.
She then scraped a small hollow in the sand and put the flour into the hollow.
She told the novices that they now had to urinate on the flour.
The first one tried but due to dehydration she could not pass water. The second then tried, with the same result. The mother superior then went to try and as she crouched down she broke wind, blew all the flour out across the sand, and the novices wet themselves laughing.

Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !

4777 Posts

Posted - 20 July 2004 :  10:32:07 AM  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
OH my goodness
"M" That joke is Nun too good .

Go to Top of Page
  Previous Topic Topic Next Topic  
 New Topic  Reply to Topic
 Printer Friendly
Jump To:
Pauline's Parlour © Copyright 2002 Go To Top Of Page
This page was generated in 0.06 seconds. Snitz Forums 2000
RSS Feed 1 RSS Feed 2
Powered by ForumCo 2000-2008
TOS - AUP - URA - Privacy Policy