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Moonraker
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 Posted - 19 July 2004 : 11:09:00 PM
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3 nuns lost in the desert. A mother superior and 2 novices. After 3 days without water and food, the mother superior told the novices to go forth and search for any moisture or sustinance.
After a while they returned with a small handful of flour. They apologised for not finding much. The mother superior told them not to worry as with the lords help they could make bread with the flour.
She then scraped a small hollow in the sand and put the flour into the hollow.
She told the novices that they now had to urinate on the flour.
The first one tried but due to dehydration she could not pass water. The second then tried, with the same result. The mother superior then went to try and as she crouched down she broke wind, blew all the flour out across the sand, and the novices wet themselves laughing.
 
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NUN JOKE.
