Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !
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Posted - 20 July 2004 : 7:25:59 PM
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One afternoon a lawyer was driving in his limousine ,when he saw two men along the road side eating grass . Disturbed by this he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man ," why are you eating grass"? "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied,"We have to eat grass". "Well then you can come to my house and I will feed you" ,the lawyer said . "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me .They are over there under the tree." "Bring them along," the lawyer replied Turning to the other man he stated ,"You come with us also." The second man said in a pitiful voice ,"But sir , I also have a wife and SIX children with me ." "Bring them all as well,"the lawyer answered .
They all entered the car ,which was no easy task ,even for a car as large as the limousine was . Once underway ,on of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said ,"Sir you are too kind, thank you for taking us all with you."
The lawyer replied , "Glad to do it .You'll really love my place , The grass is nearly a foot high ."
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