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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !
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 Posted - 23 September 2003 : 4:59:54 PM
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Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
The older we get the fewer thinks seem worth waiting in line for .
Some people try to turn back their odometers . Not me ,I want people to know "why " I look this way.I've travelled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved .
How old would you be if you did not know how old you are .?
When you are disatisfied and would like to go back to your youth ,think of algebra .
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks .
I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top .
One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is a nice change from being young . ( Who would tell a terrible lie like that ?)
AH, being young is beautiful ,but being old is comfortable .
If you don't learn to laugh at trouble ,you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old .
First you forget names , then you forget faces .
Then you forget to pull up your zipper . It's worse when you forget to pull it down .
Edited by - Beacon Girl on 23 September 2003 5:03:31 PM
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Posted - 26 September 2003 : 1:58:34 PM
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Nice one BG and OH so true!
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crazynance
Advanced Member
Canada
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Posted - 05 October 2003 : 01:53:01 AM
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Maxine is a very earthy elderly lady. She says.. I haven't had sex in so long, I've forgotten who ties up who!
Also..
I don't where a Wonder bra.. I wear a Wonder Where They Went Bra..
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L_H_W
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Posted - 06 October 2003 : 12:49:35 PM
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"I wear a Wonder Where They Went Bra".... Apparently, they go south. Try looking in your socks 
That's tidy is that butt, is it. |
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Posted - 06 October 2003 : 1:01:34 PM
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FOFL!
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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !
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Posted - 06 October 2003 : 7:24:04 PM
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LHW . " Try looking in your socks ." that is so funny .LOL 
Is that why some older women get bunions ,I often wondered where they came from .
I don't wear a Wonder Bra either .
I wear a Wonder how I'll hold all that lot up Bra . LOL .
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Aging .
