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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !
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 Posted - 07 October 2003 : 10:29:29 AM
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Susie Sunshine asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favourite Bible stories .
She was puzzled by Jimmy's picture which showed four people on an airplane ,so she asked him which story it was meant to represent .
" The flight to Egypt, " said Jimmy .
" I see....and that must be Mary Joseph and Jesus ," Miss Susie said "But who is the fourth person ?"
OH , That's Pontius the Pilot ."
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An exasperated mother ,whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him
"how do you expect to get into heaven ?"
The boy thought this over for a while and said .
" Well, I'll just run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says .
"For heaven's sake ,Jimmy come in or stay out ."
OH
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The Logic of Children
