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Princess Di
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 Posted - 11 December 2004 : 10:01:30 AM
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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a flying saucer?
A UF ho, ho, ho
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a Gardiner?
Someone who likes to Hoe, hoe, hoe!
What does Father Christmas do in the summer?Hoe, hoe, hoe!
Is it true that Father Christmas fought for Drake against the Spanish Armada?
He was certainly at Plymouth Ho-ho-ho!
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas 
 
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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !
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Posted - 11 December 2004 : 10:35:24 AM
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Ho Ho Ho ,they are so funny .LOL
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Princess Di
Advanced Member
606 Posts |
Posted - 12 December 2004 : 12:15:43 PM
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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?
A merry Christmas to ewe
How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year!"
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mary
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas !
What did one Angel say to the other ?
Halo there !
What does Father Christmas write on his Christmas cards ?
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L !!) !
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Princess Di
Advanced Member
606 Posts |
Posted - 13 December 2004 : 12:54:14 PM
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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell!
Just take these pills - and, if they don't work, give me a ring!
Nurse! I want to operate. Take this patient to the theatre.
Ooh! good! I love a nice pantomime at Christmas!
octor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into an orange!
Have you tried playing squash?
Father Christmas: Doctor, Doctor I feel so unfit
Doctor: You need to go to an elf farm
Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I can't sleep.
Try lying on the edge of your bed...you'll soon drop off!
Doctor, Doctor I'm scared of Father Christmas
Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia.
My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it!
Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and bring me a new video camera.
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Ho Ho Ho!!!!
