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Andy Pandy
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 Posted - 26 December 2004 : 07:55:30 AM
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Andy Pandy, puddin' and pie, kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play, he kissed them too 'cause he was gay.
Hey diddle diddle, the cat did a piddle, all over the bed side clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun when it died of electric shock.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun,
Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
Mary had a little lamb, her father shot it dead.
Now it comes to school with her between two chunks of bread.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men, could have scambled eggs for breakfast again.
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Nursery Rhymes for Modern Times
