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Andy Pandy
Starting Member
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 Posted - 26 December 2004 : 07:53:43 AM
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Two fat blokes are sitting in a pub, one fat guy says to the other, "Your round." The other one replies, "So are you, fat b*****d!"
Message on my telephone answering machine..........
"If you would like to buy marijuana, please press the hash key."
How do you keep a blonde busy? Put her in a round room and tell her to stand in the corner.
A man went into the Butchers and bet him 50 quid that he can't reach the meat off the top shelf, to which the Butcher replied "no, the steaks are to high".
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Some Jokes
Was it Looby Loo or Ted .
