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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !


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Posted - 01 June 2005 :  5:32:43 PM  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Here are a few jokes to try and egg you all on to post a few more.

How long does it take an egg to cook ?
It depends what its cooking

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit ?
An egg

Did you hear the one about the egg ?
Its not all its cracked up to be .

What do you call an egg that goes on safari ?
An eggs-plorer .

Where did the chicken go on holiday ?
Sandy Eggo.

Who wrote Great Eggspectations ?
Charles Chickens .

Why did the naked egg cross the road ?
To get to the shell station .

What happens if you play table tennis with a bad egg ?
First it goes ping, then it goes pong .


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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !



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Posted - 02 June 2005 :  10:46:59 AM  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oh dear it looks like no one got eggcited or cracked up over my little jokes .
Looks like i've got egg on my face .LOL

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Parrot Face
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Posted - 03 June 2005 :  06:16:08 AM  Show Profile Send Parrot Face a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oy missis,I thought I was the one who did the bird-related jokes around here
OK,if you like eggs I've got a few more to crack(that was a good un for a start)

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What do you get if you cross a Scottish legend and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness pongster

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boy's ear.
"There!" he said proudly. "I bet your Mum can't produce eggs without hens, can she?"
"Oh yes, she can," said the boy. "She keeps ducks."

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How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.

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Mick: I see you've got your Easter shirt on.
Nick: Why do you call it that?
Mick: Because you've spilt egg all down the front.


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Did you hear about the wizard who turned his friend into an egg?
Why did he do that?
He kept trying to poach his ideas.


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What's the best day to eat bacon and eggs?
Fry-day.

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Would you like a duck egg for supper?
Only if you quack it for me.

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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !



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Posted - 03 June 2005 :  09:37:41 AM  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Some good yolks there Parrot Face .

Please do eggscuse me for poaching on your patch . I shell now scramble off to see if I can find some yolks about something else .

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The Gravedigger
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764 Posts

Posted - 03 June 2005 :  3:45:21 PM  Show Profile  Visit The Gravedigger's Homepage  Send The Gravedigger a Yahoo! Message Send The Gravedigger a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I`d say they were ALL eggsellent yolks.I think you`ve both eggshelled yourselves m8s!!


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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !



4777 Posts

Posted - 05 June 2005 :  8:27:10 PM  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
These jokes are a bit fishy

What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool ?
Show me your mussels .

What fish has the lowest voice ?
A bass

Where do fish wash ?
A river basin .

Why do fishermen write so many letters ?
Because they are always dropping lines .

How do you stop a fish from smelling ?
Cut it's nose off .

What did the mummy sardine say to her children when they saw a submarine ?
Don't worry it is only a tin of people .

If fish lived on land what country would they live in ?
Finland .

Groan Groan .LOL

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