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Parrot Face
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Posted - 08 June 2005 :  06:29:52 AM  Show Profile Send Parrot Face a Private Message  Reply with Quote

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?
A bird that stinks to high heaven.

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What do you get if you mow over a budgie?
Shredded tweet.

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What do a vulture, a pelican and a taxman have in common?
Big bills!


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Why did the idiot put corn in his shoes?
Because the doctor told him he had pigeon toes.

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Two men were walking down the street when one turned to the other and said,
"Look, there's a dead pigeon."
"Where? Where?" said his friend looking up at the sky.

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Donald: My canary died of flu.
Dora: I didn't know canaries got flu.
Donald: Mine flew into a car.


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