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Parrot Face
Starting Member
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 Posted - 08 June 2005 : 06:29:52 AM
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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?
A bird that stinks to high heaven.
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What do you get if you mow over a budgie?
Shredded tweet.
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What do a vulture, a pelican and a taxman have in common?
Big bills!
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Why did the idiot put corn in his shoes?
Because the doctor told him he had pigeon toes.
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Two men were walking down the street when one turned to the other and said,
"Look, there's a dead pigeon."
"Where? Where?" said his friend looking up at the sky.
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Donald: My canary died of flu.
Dora: I didn't know canaries got flu.
Donald: Mine flew into a car.
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Flying Tonight !!!!!
