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Larry Lamb
Senior Member
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 Posted - 16 October 2005 : 4:49:40 PM
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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a rainstorm?
A wet blanket.
What happened to the vampire who swallowed a sheep?
He felt baaaaaaaaaaaaad.
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Larry Lamb
Senior Member
2406 Posts |
 Posted - 13 November 2005 : 2:55:25 PM
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Guess nobody liked my last couple of jokes then  |
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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !
4777 Posts |
Posted - 14 November 2005 : 2:56:08 PM
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They are very funny  
I tend to forget to look in here as most of the postings seem to be on the General Discussion forum .
I will have to look for some new jokes to put on here . |
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Larry Lamb
Senior Member
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Posted - 27 November 2005 : 3:58:02 PM
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Here's a few more specially for you Beacon Girl as your my only fan(and who knows,somebody else might even look in some day)--
Once there was a blonde driving home from work when she saw a sheep farm. She stops and asks the farmer if she can have a sheep. The farmer says "If you can count all my sheep I'll let you have any one you want." The blonde looks around her for a moment and says, "You have 356 sheep." The farmer exclaims, "Wow -- you're exactly right. I guess blondes really aren't dumb. Now go pick yourself out a sheep."
The blonde makes her choice, picks it up, comes back to the farmer to thank him. "Oh no," he says, "you can't have that one." "Why not?" asks the blonde, "you said I could have any sheep I wanted." And the farmer says, "Ma'am, that's my dog."
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What do you call a Welshman with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp!
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Where do you get Virgin Wool?
From an ugly sheep!
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What do you call a Frenchman with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?
A bisexual!
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What do you get when you cross a Scottish sheep with a Peruvian Mountain Goat?
The Dolly Llama.
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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !
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Posted - 27 November 2005 : 10:56:46 PM
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Ha Ha Ha Ha
Baa gum they are funny Larry ,ewe are a one I must say . LOL |
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Sheep Jokes
