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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !
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 Posted - 10 December 2005 : 09:59:50 AM
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What does one angel say to the other angel?
Halo there
What does father Christmas write on his Christmas cards ?
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ>>(No-L !!!)
What do angry mice send to each other?
Cross mouse cards .
What do wild animals sing at christmas?
Jungle bells ,jungle bells ,jungle all the way .
How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick.
What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
A pineapple .
What is Tarzans favourite Christmas song?
Jungle Bells
But what about his chimp?
King Kong merrily on high of course .
Knock Knock
Whose there?
Mary
Mary Who?
Mary Christmas to you all.
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Moonraker
Senior Member
1024 Posts |
 Posted - 16 December 2005 : 7:24:36 PM
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What do you call Santa Claus's dog.?
Santa Paws.
What do Elves learn at school.?
The Elfabet.
One for Fussy.
Who says oh, oh, oh.?
Santa walking backwards.
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Larry Lamb
Senior Member
2406 Posts |
 Posted - 18 December 2005 : 3:57:30 PM
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A few more for you
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?
A merry Christmas to ewe
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles !
What's Christmas called in England ?
Yule Britannia !
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !
What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes !
What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
I'm going out tonight !
What will happen when you've had too much Christmas cheer ?
Yule be drunk !
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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !
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Posted - 18 December 2005 : 6:38:06 PM
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Baaaaaaaaa gum Larry ewe made me laugh with that little lot , a shear pleasure to read .  |
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Christmas Giggles
