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The Gravedigger
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Posted - 18 December 2005 :  6:21:48 PM  Show Profile  Visit The Gravedigger's Homepage  Send The Gravedigger a Yahoo! Message Send The Gravedigger a Private Message  Reply with Quote
What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy ?
She gave him the cold shoulder !

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice caps !

What's an ig ?
An eskimo's home without a loo !

What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Iceburgers !

Where do snowmen go to dance ?
Snowballs !

How do snowmen travel around ?
By iceicle !

What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
A snowball !

How do you know if a snowman`s been in your bed ?
You wake up wet !

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
Frost bite !

What do you call an Eskimo cow ?
An Eskimoo !

What's white, furry and smells minty ?
A polo bear !

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush ?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats !

Why did the snow-drop ?
Because it heard the cro-cus ! (crow cuss)

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?
I.C. !

Where do snowmen keep their money ?
In a snowbank !

What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ?
Icerburgers with chilli sauce !

Whats stays hot even at the North Pole ?
Mustard !

What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert ?
Lost !

Why is ice childish?
Because it`s Skid stuff ! (like these jokes!LOL)

Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !

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Posted - 18 December 2005 :  6:31:05 PM  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Some great jokes there ,but I'm afraid itsnow joke because I can't think of any more.

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