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Zihv Yzxpdziwh
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Posted - 12 December 2005 :  3:13:46 PM  Show Profile Send Zihv Yzxpdziwh a Private Message  Reply with Quote
The Beer Festival

After Great Britain's Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided it would be fun to hit a pub in London and go out for a beer.
The first sits down and says, "Hey, Señor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."

The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The second says, "I'd like the best beer in the world. Give me 'The King of Beers.' One Budweiser please."

The bartender gives him one.

Another guy says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water; give me a Coors."

The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Guiness sits down as he orders a Coke. The bartender is a bit taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Guiness?"

The Guiness president replies, "Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I."

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Posted - 13 December 2005 :  11:26:39 AM  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Thank goodness you did not put the jokes in you usual backward code or I would have taken until Christmas to decypher them .

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