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BigBrother
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United Kingdom
531 Posts
Posted - 02 October 2003 :  2:22:12 PM  Show Profile  Send BigBrother a Yahoo! Message Send BigBrother a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just standing
up too
fast.

Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own
pants.

Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt that said "Guess?" on it, so I said,
"Implants?"

I got a sweater for Xmas... but I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.

I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get
elected.

There are two sides to every divorce" yours and shit-heads.

Being married is finding that one special person you want to annoy for
the
rest of your life.

Every day I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days
I've
stayed alive.

Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing
section
in a swimming pool?

Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

It's a good thing snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

Every time I walk into a singles bar, I can hear Mom's wise
words:"Don't
pick that up!! You don't know where it's been!!!

Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !



4777 Posts
Posted - 03 October 2003 :  12:42:20 PM  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
FOFL
OH my !!! some of them are wicked ones.
I love the one about smoking in the restaurant and the peeing section in the swimming pool .LOL .
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Pauline
Administrator & Miserable Old Fart !



United Kingdom
2968 Posts
Posted - 03 October 2003 :  2:40:11 PM  Show Profile  Visit Pauline's Homepage Send Pauline a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Yep, I liked that one too. How the **** do they seriously expect it ti stay in it's own section and not drift across to yours ? ( The smoke I mean ! LOL !)
I am also in complete agreement with the one about the nudists ! Yuck !
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Pauline
Administrator & Miserable Old Fart !



United Kingdom
2968 Posts
Posted - 03 October 2003 :  2:45:29 PM  Show Profile  Visit Pauline's Homepage Send Pauline a Private Message  Reply with Quote
By the way, I almost sent my friend in New York a T-shirt with her name on the front once--------until I considered that she was a big girl----and her name was Pat !
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