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BigBrother
Advanced Member
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 02 October 2003 : 2:22:12 PM
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I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just standing
up too
fast.
Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own
pants.
Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt that said "Guess?" on it, so I said,
"Implants?"
I got a sweater for Xmas... but I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.
I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get
elected.
There are two sides to every divorce" yours and shit-heads.
Being married is finding that one special person you want to annoy for
the
rest of your life.
Every day I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days
I've
stayed alive.
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing
section
in a swimming pool?
Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
It's a good thing snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
Every time I walk into a singles bar, I can hear Mom's wise
words:"Don't
pick that up!! You don't know where it's been!!!
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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !
4777 Posts |
Posted - 03 October 2003 : 12:42:20 PM
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FOFL
OH my !!! some of them are wicked ones.
I love the one about smoking in the restaurant and the peeing section in the swimming pool .LOL .
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Pauline
Administrator & Miserable Old Fart !
United Kingdom
2968 Posts |
Posted - 03 October 2003 : 2:40:11 PM
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Yep, I liked that one too. How the **** do they seriously expect it ti stay in it's own section and not drift across to yours ? ( The smoke I mean ! LOL !)
I am also in complete agreement with the one about the nudists ! Yuck !
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Pauline
Administrator & Miserable Old Fart !
United Kingdom
2968 Posts |
Posted - 03 October 2003 : 2:45:29 PM
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By the way, I almost sent my friend in New York a T-shirt with her name on the front once--------until I considered that she was a big girl----and her name was Pat !
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