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Posted - 01 October 2003 :  12:35:15 PM  Show Profile Send n/a/1 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar and each orders a pint of beer.

When the drinks arrive they notice that all three pints have a fly in them.

The Englishman just looks at his pint in disgust and pushes it away.

The Irishman picks out the fly with his fingers, throws it on the floor and proceeds to drink his beer.

The Scotsman picks the fly out of his pint, and holds it over the drinking saying

"Come on you little git, spit it out!!!!"




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Posted - 01 October 2003 :  9:00:22 PM  Show Profile Send n/a/1 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
The Joys Of Cooking


Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.

"I got a cookbook once," said one, "but I could never do anything with it."

"Too much fancy work in it, eh?" asked the other.

"You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way.... 'Take a clean dish...'"
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