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Wolfman
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Posted - 11 October 2003 :  08:03:01 AM  Show Profile Send Wolfman a Private Message  Reply with Quote
These made me Hoooooooowl

The following signs have been found in various locations, using the English language somewhat creatively...

On an Athi River highway:
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.
On a poster at Kencom:
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP.
In a City restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO.
In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.
On the grounds of a private school:
NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION.
Doctor's office, Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
Hotel, Acapulco:
THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE.
Cocktail lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
At a Budapest zoo:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.
Booklet about using a hotel air conditioner, Japan:
COOLES AND HEATES: IF YOU WANT CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YOUR ROOM, PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF.
Car rental brochure, Tokyo:
WHEN PASSENGER OF FOOT HEAVE IN SIGHT, TOOTLE THE HORN. TRUMPET HIM MELODIOUSLY AT FIRST, BUT IF HE STILL OBSTACLES YOUR PASSAGE THEN TOOTLE HIM WITH VIGOUR.

Wolfman

Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !



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Posted - 11 October 2003 :  1:23:22 PM  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I must agree with you Wolfman ,some of them are real HOWLERS .LOL

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Gemini
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256 Posts

Posted - 18 October 2003 :  6:09:48 PM  Show Profile  Send Gemini a Yahoo! Message Send Gemini a Private Message  Reply with Quote
What about the safety warnings they have on things like - do not iron clothes while wearing....and my favourite on a packet of peanuts in sainsburys- may contain nuts.... well duh!!
ther are loads at You must be logged in to see this link. they are hilarious, my fave is the mattress one....cos of course you'd swallow one if not told!!

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n/a/1
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Posted - 19 October 2003 :  12:24:55 PM  Show Profile Send n/a/1 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
FOFLMAO some real classics!

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