Nick the Dragon slayer had a long standing obsession to nuzzle the breasts of the beautiful Queen, but he also knew that to do so or even suggest such a thing would mean his death. One day however, he disclosed his secret desire to his friend Horatio the King's private physician.
Horatio exclaimed that he could make Nick's desire come true but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to do so. Nick readily agreed.
The next day Horatio made a batch of itching powder and sprinkled some in the Queen's bra whilst she was bathing. Soon after the Queen dressed the powder took effect and the itching became intolerable.
The King then summoned Horatio to the Queen's chamber to attend to her.
Horatio informed the Queen that only a special saliva applied for up to four hours would cure the itching and that tests throughout the Kingdom had revealed that only Nick the Dragon slayer had such saliva. The King immediately summoned Nick and Horatio slipped the antidote for the itching powder to Nick who placed it in his mouth and began to work passionately on the Queens ample breasts.
Eventually the itching eased and Nick left the chamber a very satisfied man. Upon returning to his room Nick was confronted by Horatio demand his payment of 1000 gold coins. Nick knowing that Horatio could never report his indiscretion to the King refused to pay Horatio and sent him away laughing. The Next day Horatio slipped a handful of itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.