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BigBrother
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Posted - 24 October 2003 :  5:34:38 PM  Show Profile  Send BigBrother a Yahoo! Message Send BigBrother a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Zero was speaking to God.
"God, why did you make women so beautiful?" he asked.
God said: "I did that to make you love them".
Then Zero asked: "Well, God; why did you make them such good cooks?"
God said: "I did that to make you love them".
Zero then asked: "But God, why did you make women so stupid?".
God said: "I did that to make them love you ! "



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Posted - 24 October 2003 :  10:07:25 PM  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
That's a good one .
I have to agree use women must be really stupid to put up with you guys sometimes .
But I am not beautiful and I can't cook so why MR reckons he loves me I do not know ,he must think I'm rich .

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