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Posted - 29 October 2003 :  11:39:02 AM  Show Profile  Send BigBrother a Yahoo! Message Send BigBrother a Private Message  Reply with Quote

A farmer goes out to his field one morning only to find all of his cows
frozen solid.

As far as the eye can see all the cows are motionless like statues.

It had been a cold night, but he'd never thought anything like this
would happen. The realisation of the situation then dawned on him.

With his entire livestock gone, how would he make ends meet? How would
he feed his wife and kids? How would he pay the mortgage? He sat with
his head in his hands, trying to come to terms with his impending
poverty. Just then, an elderly woman walked by, "What's the matter?"
asked the old lady. The farmer gestured toward the frozen cows and
explained his predicament to the woman. Without hesitation the old
smiled and began to rub one of the cow's noses. After a few seconds the
cow began to twitch and was soon back to normal and chewing the cud.
by one the old woman defrosted the cows until the whole field was full
of healthy animals. The farmer was delighted and asked the woman what
she wanted as a repayment for her deed. She declined his offer and
walked off across the field. A passer-by who had witnessed the whole
thing approached the farmer. "You know who that was, don't you?" asked
the passer-by. "No" said the farmer "Who?".
"That was Thora Hird."

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