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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !
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 Posted - 26 October 2003 : 8:52:04 PM
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A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months.
Yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day .
One day when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him,he whispered eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me through al the bad times .
When I got fired you were there to support me .
When I got shot ,you were by my side.
When my business failed you were there .
When we lost the house you stayed right here .
When my health started failing, you were still by my side ...
You know what ?"
" What dear?", she gently asked ,smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
" I think you're bad luck ."
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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !
4777 Posts |
Posted - 30 October 2003 : 09:46:01 AM
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Making love to a dentist.
A guy and a girl meet at a bar .They got on so well that they decide to go to the girls place .
A few drinks later,the guy takes of his shirt then washes his hands .He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again.
The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist."
The guy ,surprised says, "Yes...how did you figure that out ?"
" Easy," she replied, " you keep washing your hands ."
One thing led to another and they make love . After they are done ,the girl says , "You must be a good dentist ."
The guy now with a boosted ego says , "Sure I'm a good dentist , how did you figure that out ?"
" Didn't feel a thing !! "
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In Sickness and in ealth
