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Beacon Girl
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Posted - 06 November 2003 :  10:47:26 AM  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Amy ,a city girl marries a farmer .
One morning ,before he goes out to the fields the farmer says to her .
" The artificial insemination man is coming to impregnate one of the cows today .I drove a nail into the two by four over the cows stall .
You show him where it is ok."
So the farmer leaves, and a while later the artificial insemination man arrives .
Amy takes him down the row of cows untilshe sees the nail , and tells him. " This is the one right here ."
The impressed man asks , " How did you know that ?"
" By the nail over it's stall," Amy explains.
The man asks , "What's the nail for ?"
" I guess it's to hang your pants on ," she tells him .

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