Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !
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Posted - 01 November 2003 : 10:22:54 AM
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One of the best FBI marksmen was passing through a small town . Everywhere he saw evidence of the most amazing shooting . On trees , on walls and on fences there were numerous bull's eyes with the bullet hole in dead centre .
The FBI man asked one of the townsmen if he could meet the person responsible for this wonderful marksmanship . The man turned out to be the village idiot .
"This is the best marksmanship I have ever seen ," said the FBI man . " How in the world do you do it ?"
" Nothing to it ," said the idiot . " I shoot first and draw the circles afterwards ."
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