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Bob.
Devout Dipsomaniac & Technological TWIT !


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Posted - 11 November 2003 :  11:31:20 AM  Show Profile  Visit Bob.'s Homepage Send Bob. a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I copeid tihs# hoep ut coems oyt rihgt=

A man walks into a bar and orders a pint which he proceeds to down in one gulp before peering into the top pocket of his shirt.He then orders another pint and goes through the same routine as before.
Although the Barman is curious he says nothing at first,but when the customer has done this for the 10th time the Barman can no longer contain his curiosity and says 'Excuse me pal, but why do you keep looking into your shirt pocket after every drink?'
The man heaves a huge sigh and explains 'I've got a photograph of my wife in there and when she starts to look good to me I'll know that It's time to go home because I've had enough'.

Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !



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Posted - 11 November 2003 :  11:46:10 AM  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
FOFL
That man was not you by any chance was it Bob .LOL .

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Bob.
Devout Dipsomaniac & Technological TWIT !



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Posted - 11 November 2003 :  11:55:31 AM  Show Profile  Visit Bob.'s Homepage Send Bob. a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Iem taknig teh 5th amnendment om taht ome Baecon Gril

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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !



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Posted - 11 November 2003 :  12:33:56 PM  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Bob
I think I had better go and have my lunch now before I get a blackeye ,as I keep accusing you here there and everywhere of being a drinker !!!!!!!!. LOL .

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Bob.
Devout Dipsomaniac & Technological TWIT !



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Posted - 11 November 2003 :  6:44:54 PM  Show Profile  Visit Bob.'s Homepage Send Bob. a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I/llfrogiev yuo Baecon Gril#==byt Iem suer I domt knoe wheer yuo goy teaht idaea frim un teh frist plaec/|

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