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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !
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 Posted - 11 November 2003 : 9:47:31 PM
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Two senior ladies are talking ......
MARTHA : "That nice george Johnson asked me out for a date .I know you went out with him last week ,and I wanted to talk to you about him before giving him my answer ."
EDNA : " Well...I'll tell you . He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7pm and dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit .
And he brings me such a beautiful bunch of flowers.Then he takes me down stairs,and what is there a beautiful car...limousine ,uniformed chauffeur and all.
Then he takes meout for dinner . A marvelous lobster dinner.Then we go see a show.
Let me tell you Martha I enjoyed it so much I could just have died of pleasure .
So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL .Completely crazy ,he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me twice !!"
MARTHA: "Goodness gracious !! maybe I shouldn't go out with him?"
EDNA: " No , NO, NO. I'm just saying , wear an old dress !!"
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The Date
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