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Posted - 14 September 2003 :  3:50:56 PM  Show Profile Send n/a/1 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who used the special rates, asking them how they enjoyed their trip.

Responses are still pouring in asking....

"What trip?"




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Posted - 14 September 2003 :  3:53:45 PM  Show Profile Send n/a/1 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
A minister told his congregation

"Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17.

Every hand went up.

The minister smiled and said

"Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."

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