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 Posted - 11 September 2003 : 01:12:06 AM
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This man walks into a bar with an old shopping bag in hand. He sets the bag on top of the bar and pulls up his stool. The bartender comes over and asks what he'll have to swill. As he states his preference, something in the bag is moving around shaking the paper bag. The bartender gives a puzzled look but proceeds to the tap. As he's filling the mug, he looks at the bag again and sees that something is still moving around in the bag. He brings the beer over and places it in front of the man.
His curiosity gets the best of him and he asks the man what he's got in the bag. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little piano and sets it on the bar... the bartender looks intently at the piano as the man again reaches into the bag... pulling out a small piano bench. He places the bench in front of the piano and again reaches into the bag pulling out a foot tall man. The man sits at the piano and begins playing.
The bartender says,"wow, he sure can play the piano,where'd you get him?"
The guy looks at him and again reaches into the bag and pulls out a genie lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says, "Here, go ahead, rub it.."
So the bartender says, "Is there a real genie in there?"
The guy says, "Yes, just rub it and see."
So the bartender says okay and begins to rub the lamp... and out pops this beautiful genie.
She says,"I will grant you one wish, and one wish only."
So the bartender ponders this for a moment and says, "Okay, I'd like a million bucks."
The genie disappears.. and they're both waiting and waiting and nothing happens. They both look at each other and shrug their shoulders. Then a minute later a duck pops up at the end of the bar. They both look at each other, very puzzled, and then another duck appears... and another, and another.. and it continues.
The bartender looks at the guy and says, "I think your genie is deaf. I said I wanted a million bucks not a million ducks."
And the man says, "Yes, I know, do you think I wanted a twelve inch pianist?"
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Beacon Girl
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Posted - 11 September 2003 : 10:20:09 AM
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FOFL
Well it just shows I am old and past it , as I had to read that last line 3 times before I got the joke . :-((
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Gemini
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Posted - 11 September 2003 : 6:12:25 PM
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LOL......he he he
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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !
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Posted - 12 September 2003 : 7:08:12 PM
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Doctor and his wife.
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A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.
The husband gets up in a rage and says , "and you are no good in bed either , "and storms out of the house .
After some time he realises he was a bit nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up .
She comes to the phone after many rings and the irritated husband says "what took you so long to answer the phone " ?
She says , "I was in bed ".
" In bed this late doing what"?
" Getting a second opinion " she says.
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Posted - 12 September 2003 : 10:40:11 PM
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Dont blame her BG LOL!
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Posted - 14 September 2003 : 02:27:47 AM
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A rabbi, a priest and a pastor were all in a boat together fishing. The pastor said to the others, "I think I am going to go over to that shore and sit down." So, he gets out of the boat, walks across the water and sits down on the shore.
Then, the priest says to the rabbi, "I think I going to go over there to join him." So, he does the same as the pastor and sits next to him on the shore.
The rabbi thinks to himself, "Well, if they can do it, so can I!" So, he climbs out of the boat, but he falls in the water.
The pastor says to the priest, "Do you think we should of told him where the rocks were?"
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Likely to be banned?
