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Beacon Girl
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Posted - 19 November 2003 :  8:01:08 PM  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Three guys kick the bucket on Christmas eve and ascend to heaven where they are met by St. Peter . "In honour of the season ", St. Peter says to them, " You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas ."

The first man fumbles through his pockets and pulls out two lighters . He holds them up proudly and flicks them on .

"What do they symbolize "?, St.Peter askes him .
"They're Candles !"
"Ah! you may pass through the pearly gates !"

The second man fumbles through his pockets and pulls out a couple of sets of keys . He holds them up proudly and shakes them .

"What do they symbolize ?" ,St. Peter asks.
"They're bells!"
"Ah! you may pass through the pearly gates !"

The third man fumbles desperately throughhis pockets ,Finally pulling out a skimpy pair of silky woman's panties . He holds them up proudly .

"What do they symbolize?" ,St. Peter asks .

"They're Carol's !"


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Posted - 01 December 2003 :  8:00:14 PM  Show Profile Send n/a/1 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
LOL nice one!



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