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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !
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 Posted - 19 November 2003 : 8:01:08 PM
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Three guys kick the bucket on Christmas eve and ascend to heaven where they are met by St. Peter . "In honour of the season ", St. Peter says to them, " You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas ."
The first man fumbles through his pockets and pulls out two lighters . He holds them up proudly and flicks them on .
"What do they symbolize "?, St.Peter askes him .
"They're Candles !"
"Ah! you may pass through the pearly gates !"
The second man fumbles through his pockets and pulls out a couple of sets of keys . He holds them up proudly and shakes them .
"What do they symbolize ?" ,St. Peter asks.
"They're bells!"
"Ah! you may pass through the pearly gates !"
The third man fumbles desperately throughhis pockets ,Finally pulling out a skimpy pair of silky woman's panties . He holds them up proudly .
"What do they symbolize?" ,St. Peter asks .
"They're Carol's !"
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Quick Thinking .
