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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !


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Posted - 29 November 2003 :  3:39:13 PM  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
There was a city cop on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him .

" Nice bike , " the cop said , " Did Santa bring it to you ?"

" Yep ," the little boy said , "He sure did !"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the boy a $20 ticket for a safety violation .
The cop said , " Next years tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it ."

The young boy looked at the cop and said ," Nice horse you got there sir , did Santa bring it to you ?"

" Yes ,he sure did ," chuckled the cop.

The little boy looked up at the cop and said , " Well next year tell Santa the d*ck goes underneath the horse not on top ."

Rob
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Posted - 30 November 2003 :  10:46:56 PM  Show Profile Send Rob a Private Message  Reply with Quote
FOFL !!!

BG, how on erth did they ever leave you off 'The Comedians'?

Rob
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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !



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Posted - 30 November 2003 :  11:35:03 PM  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I think I had better stop putting these jokes on here or I'm gonna get banned .

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Rob
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Posted - 30 November 2003 :  11:45:47 PM  Show Profile Send Rob a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Let me put it this way, BG, Bernard Manning, Jethro, Jim Davidson and the like had all better watch out!

What makes me think that next Saturday is goping to be one hell of an evening??

Rob
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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !



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Posted - 30 November 2003 :  11:59:04 PM  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Oh are you in for a shock when you meet me on Saturday ,I am very shy and retiring .

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Rob
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Posted - 01 December 2003 :  4:13:25 PM  Show Profile Send Rob a Private Message  Reply with Quote
OK, I'll take views from all sides when I see you, and will then place my vote.

BGT, you should know me by now.

Rob
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n/a/1
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Posted - 01 December 2003 :  7:58:40 PM  Show Profile Send n/a/1 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
OOH BG!!!!!

You are getting warmed up for next Saturday arent you? LOL


I cant wait!!!!!!


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