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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !
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 Posted - 30 November 2003 : 10:06:13 PM
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A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a face lift .
" Well," says the doctor , " I can do the facelift ,and then you will have to come back in 6 months for a follow up ."
" OH , No ." the woman replies . " I want it all done in one shot . I don't want to have to come back ."
The doctor thinks for a second , then offers , " There is a new procedure where we put a screw in the top of your head . Then anytime you see wrinkles appearing , you just give it a little turn, which pulls the skin up and they disappear ."
" That's what I want !" exclaimed the lady . " Lets do that ."
Six months later the lady charges into the doctors office .
" Well how's the procedure holding up ?" the doctor asks .
" Terrible !" the lady bellows . " It's the worst mistake I've ever made ."
" What's wrong?" asks the doctor .
"Just look at the bags under my eyes !" she hollers .
" Lady, " the doctor reports , " those aren't bags ,those are your boobs , and if you don't leave that screw alone , you're going to have a beard .!"
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A Facelift Experience
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