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Beacon Girl
A Fiery Female !

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Posted - 30 November 2003 :  10:06:13 PM  Show Profile Send Beacon Girl a Private Message  Reply with Quote
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a face lift .

" Well," says the doctor , " I can do the facelift ,and then you will have to come back in 6 months for a follow up ."

" OH , No ." the woman replies . " I want it all done in one shot . I don't want to have to come back ."
The doctor thinks for a second , then offers , " There is a new procedure where we put a screw in the top of your head . Then anytime you see wrinkles appearing , you just give it a little turn, which pulls the skin up and they disappear ."

" That's what I want !" exclaimed the lady . " Lets do that ."
Six months later the lady charges into the doctors office .

" Well how's the procedure holding up ?" the doctor asks .
" Terrible !" the lady bellows . " It's the worst mistake I've ever made ."

" What's wrong?" asks the doctor .
"Just look at the bags under my eyes !" she hollers .

" Lady, " the doctor reports , " those aren't bags ,those are your boobs , and if you don't leave that screw alone , you're going to have a beard .!"

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Posted - 30 November 2003 :  10:42:40 PM  Show Profile Send Rob a Private Message  Reply with Quote

BG, I'm getting visions of Dolly Parton or Pamela Anderson having that surgical technique done. Hell, they'll be going around with their foreheads (and anything else!) scraping the ground!!

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